[Movie Script]All About Steve

                                ALL ABOUT STEVE





                                  Written by

Kim Barker
November 2006









          TNT. KITCHEN - DAY

          A New York Times crossword puzzle. The hand of MARY HOROWITZ

scratches the answers in ink without pausing even a second

between each one.
          MARY (V.O.)

          Vita aenigma est. Life is a

puzzle. It is. Specifically, life

is most like a crossword puzzle.

There are a million reasons why,

not the least of which is that

life, like crosswords, requires the

use of your whole entire brain-

Her writing hand knocks a glass of grape soda and it spills

all over the puzzle.
                         MARY

          Crap.

The puzzle answers all run together.
          INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY


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