The Cable Guyby Judd Apatow
Based on a Screenplay by
Lou Holtz Jr.Shooting Script October 31, 1995 (White)
Revised Pages November 13, 1995 (Blue)
Revised Pages November 14, 1995 (Pink)1 FULL FRAME - WHITE NOISE
Credits begin. The entire frame is filled with white noise within which one can make out thefaint
image of a television program. Every few moments the channel changes, revealing a new ghostly
image.The camera pulls back very slowly. We reveal that this image is coming from a twenty seven inch
television.The camera pulls back some more and we see a man's hand enter frame holding a remote
control. The hand changes channels frantically.The camera pulls back into its final position and we see STEVEN BARTOWSKY, thirty
years old, sitting on his couch. He is trying to find a channel with viewable reception.
Unfortunately for him � his cable is not hooked up.STEVE
(looks at watch)
Jesus, where's the cable guy already?END OF CREDIT SEQUENCE