[Movie Script]Producer, The

THE PRODUCERS

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by
Mel Brooks
March, 1967
INT. DAY. HALLWAY OUTSIDE OF MAX BIALYSTOCK'S OFFICE.

CLOSE-UP OF LITTLE OLD LADY.  She blows a kiss and WAVES

GOOD-BYE.



CUT TO CLOSE-UP OF MAX BIALYSTOCK.  HE RESPONDS WITH SIMILAR

GESTURES.



CAMERA PULLS BACK TO FULL SHOT.  LEGEND ON FROSTED GLASS OF

BIALYSTOCK'S OFFICE DOOR READS:



            MAX BIALYSTOCK - THEATRICAL PRODUCER



LITTLE OLD LADY BEGINS TO DESCEND STAIRWAY.  SHE STOPS,

TURNS, BLOWS ANOTHER KISS AND ONCE MORE WAVES GOODBYE.

BIALYSTOCK GRACIOUSLY ANSWERS IN KIND.



                         BIALYSTOCK

            Don't forget the checkee.  Can't

produce playees without checkees.
                         LITTLE OLD LADY

            You can count on me-o, you dirty

young man.
CAMERA BACK TO BIALYSTOCK'S FACE FROZEN IN A LITTLE GOODBYE


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