[Movie Script]Observe and Report

                                 OBSERVE AND REPORT







                                    Written by



                                    Jody Hill













          FADE IN:



          EXT. CAROLINA MALL - MORNING



          ONE LONG TRACKING SHOT FROM THE BACK.



          A PERVERT in a trench coat runs along the edge of the

mall. A group of OLD WOMEN is coming toward the MAIN

ENTRANCE. The Pervert opens his trench coat and flashes

the old women. They SCREAM!



          The Pervert ducks behind the bushes and runs with the

skill of a Navy SEAL. A FAMILY is walking down the

sidewalk. The Pervert opens his trench coat and flashes

them.



          The Pervert ducks behind a dumpster. He keeps running

and sees a car driving by. The Pervert flashes the CAR.




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