[Movie Script]Last Boy Scout, The

THE LAST BOY SCOUT

written

by
Shane Black



Bang bang bang

Down you go

It's just a job I do

Genesis

Just a Job to Do
You wanna be a detective? Here's what you

do: Take a trusted friend, and imagine the

worst thing, the most despicable thing, the

thing it would never even cross their minds

to do. Then assume they've already done it

twice.

Joseph R. Hallenbeck

Private Investigator
When you consider that a career in pro foot-

ball means maybe ten years, after which you

got no legs left, and during which you're a

painkiller drug addict, a million a year

sounds about right. So when people bitch

at me about the money I made, I have a pat

response: Go fuck yourself.

James Alexander Dix

Former quarterback,

L.A. Stallions



                    THE LAST BOY SCOUT



FADE IN:



INT. DARK BEDROOM


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