[Movie Script]Invention of Lying, The

                             THE INVENTION OF LYING







Written by

Ricky Gervais & Matthew Robinson
June 8, 2007


          EXT. CAVEMAN VILLAGE - THE PALEOLITHIC ERA - DAY



          A small caveman community made up of five large caves, all

facing out towards a crackling fire.



          Slack-jawed, yet strong and confident CAVEMEN stumble about,

dragging haunches of meat, pounding the dirt with sticks,

dragging the women.



          WE PAN OVER to a small cave. Not even really a cave at all,

but a crack in the rocks barely large enough to sleep in.

Stepping out of this "cave" is a small, weak, nerdy-looking

caveman.



          The chief caveman, set apart by the large mallet he wields,

steps towards the fire and grunts loudly to mark the

beginning of a caveman meeting.




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