[Movie Script]Hebrew Hammer, The

                                  THE HEBREW HAMMER



Written by

Jonathan Kesselman
Over BLACK, we hear the first few bars of Jingle Bells. The

music morphs into an OMINOUS SCORE.
With a thunderous BOOM, comes a TITLE CARD reading "HANUKKAH

            PAST."



            EXT. PUBLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - DAY



We start on JESUS ON A CRUCIFIX, and then violently CRANE

down to reveal MORDECHAI (10), a timid little Hasidic boy

standing nervously at the foot of the statue.
Behind Morty is a wall with the graffiti phrase "HANUKKAH IS

4 HOMOS" scrawled across it. He clutches his Sandy Koufax

lunchbox tightly as he looks off into the distance. He's got

quite a large bulge in his pants for a child his age.
We see a menacing, EXTREMELY WIDE ANGLE shot of the school.

Superimposed over the picture are the words, "ST. PETER,

            PAUL, AND MARY PUBLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL."


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