[Movie Script]Freaked

                                    FREAKED


Written by
Tim Burns, Tom Stern & Alex Winter
                                                        SEVENTH DRAFT

                                                     January 12, 1992
          INT. REGIS & KATHIE LEE SHOW SET



A horribly deformed figure--hunchback, misshapen head--sits

on a stool in complete silhouette. This is RICK COOGAN.
                          RICK

           Can you imagine it, Regis, Kathie

Lee? One day I'm a hot young

movie star, and the next day I'm a

hideous mutant freak, covered with

festering lesions.
Oddly, REGIS and KATHIE LEE are also in complete silhouette.
                          REGIS

           Sounds like my wife when she misses

a mudpack!
The audience CRACKS UP. Kathie Lee pooh-poohs Regis.
                          KATHIE LEE


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