[Movie Script]Dumb and Dumber

FADE IN:

EXT. PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND - WINTER MORNING



A PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN is standing on the street corner waiting

for a bus. She's carrying books and looking very collegiate.
A black stretch LIMOUSINE with darkened windows drives past,

SLAMS ON ITS BRAKES, and backs up. The Young Woman stares at

her reflection in the windows, wondering what this is all

about.
Finally, the REAR PASSENGER WINDOW zips down, revealing LLOYD

CHRISTMAS, age 30. He's a pleasant-enough looking guy, if a

little shaggy. He's wearing a dark suit.
                       LLOYD

           Excuse me, can you tell me how to

get to the medical school? I'm

supposed to be giving a lecture in

twenty minutes and my driver's a bit

lost.
                       YOUNG WOMAN

               (heavy European accent)

Go straight aheads and makes a left

over za bridge.
Lloyd checks out her body.
                       LLOYD


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