DEATH TO SMOOCHY
byAdam Resnick
December 2000
Early DraftFOR EDUCATIONAL
PURPOSES ONLY
BEGIN CREDITS
EXT. KIDNET STUDIO -C - EVENING
A man in a puffy foam-rubber rhinoceros costume dancing
under the bright friendly lights of a television studio.
Another rhino and various foam-rubber animals dance
behind him to the happy MUSIC. The rhino finishes his
number and takes a bow. A bleacher full of kids bursts
into wild applause.INT. BACKSTAGE - MOMENTS LATER
After the taping. The rhino lumbers down the hallway
toward wardrobe. He is suddenly grabbed by two large men
and dragged out through the exit into...INT. DARK PARKING GARAGE
... where several thugs in overcoats emerge from the
shadows and start beating him with lead pipes. One of
the men pulls out a GUN and SHOOTS the rhino several
times. The SHOTS REVERBERATE through the empty garage.
FINAL CREDIT: