[Movie Script]Dave Barrys Complete Guide to Guys



                     DAVE BARRY'S COMPLETE GUIDE TO GUYS


Written by
Jeff Arch
From the book by
Dave Barry
February 2nd, 2004
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          EXT. MIAMI - OCEAN AVE, SOUTH BEACH - DAY



Blazing sun. MUSIC everywhere. Everybody's living la vida.
          LEOPOLD (V.0.)

          And we're good to go.

TWO MEN come out of the BEACON HOTEL. Loud Hawaiian shirts,

walking a Chihuahua. They pause; take in the scene on Ocean.

Adjust their EARPIECES.
          LEOPOLD (V.0.)

          Proceed to first checkpoint and hold.

They thread their way to the corner... across the street.. .onto

the Promenade. Under fat shady palm trees, to a CLEARING --
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          EXT. THE ROOF OF THE BEACON HOTEL - CONTINUOUS



AGENT STEARNS has a RIFLE with a kick-ass scope. AGENT LEOPOLD

watches through binoculars; talks through a collar mike.
                         LEOPOLD


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