BRUCE ALMIGHTY

by Steve Koren & Mark O'Keefe
Rewrite by Steve Oedekerk
           7/30/02


Shady Acres Entertainment



INT. KOWOLSKI'S BAKERY - KITCHEN - DAY



A news crew shuttles around a GIGANTIC COOKIE. Standing by

are the KOWOLSKI BROTHERS, GUSTOV and VOL, two SHORT, STOCKY,

MEN, along with MOTHER KOWOLSKI and other bakery family

employees. A "30 YEAR ANNIVERSARY" sign hangs in the

background.

BRUCE NOLAN looks into a make-up mirror, desperately trying

to place a large segment of wayward hair.

                     BRUCE

          Oh, God, no! The hair's wrong.

This is a bad sign.

(calling out)

We really need to get a make-up

person?!

The segment producer, ALLY LOMAN, steps over.

                     ALLY

          Not in the budget. And not to                         *

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