[Movie Script]Producer, The

THE PRODUCERS

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by


Mel Brooks


March, 1967


INT. DAY. HALLWAY OUTSIDE OF MAX BIALYSTOCK'S OFFICE.

CLOSE-UP OF LITTLE OLD LADY.  She blows a kiss and WAVES

GOOD-BYE.



CUT TO CLOSE-UP OF MAX BIALYSTOCK.  HE RESPONDS WITH SIMILAR

GESTURES.



CAMERA PULLS BACK TO FULL SHOT.  LEGEND ON FROSTED GLASS OF

BIALYSTOCK'S OFFICE DOOR READS:



            MAX BIALYSTOCK - THEATRICAL PRODUCER



LITTLE OLD LADY BEGINS TO DESCEND STAIRWAY.  SHE STOPS,

TURNS, BLOWS ANOTHER KISS AND ONCE MORE WAVES GOODBYE.

BIALYSTOCK GRACIOUSLY ANSWERS IN KIND.



                         BIALYSTOCK

            Don't forget the checkee.  Can't

produce playees without checkees.


                         LITTLE OLD LADY

            You can count on me-o, you dirty

young man.


CAMERA BACK TO BIALYSTOCK'S FACE FROZEN IN A LITTLE GOODBYE




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[Movie Script]Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, The

THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES


by


Billy Wilder and I.A.L Diamond



THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES



FADE IN:



BRASS PLAQUE - DAY



Engraved on it are the words: COX & CO., Bankers.

Reflected in its shiny surface are double-decker red

buses, and other present-day London traffic.


INT. BANK VAULT - DAY



An iron gate opens, and two bank guards come in. One of

them switches on the lights. On the shelves which line

the walls are dusty strong-boxes, document cases, wrapped

packages, etc. The guards move along the shelves

searching for something.


                        WATSON'S VOICE




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