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SCENE 1
JOSH
You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are
the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs...Melt the wizard. What do you want
to melt him with? What do you think I want to melt him with...(Josh,
don't forget to take out the garbage) Just a second! Throw
the...(Josh, did you hear what your mother said?) One minute! (Josh
Baskin!) Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your
apprehension, unleashes a fatal blow from the ice scepter. With luck,
you will thaw in several million years. Great.MOM
C'mon Josh, it's starting to get awfully late!JOSH
Okay. Okay. Okay.SCENE 2
JOSH
Take the garbage out. Every day, take the garbage out...Rick Rodin is
on the mound for the Yankees! He looks into the catcher's mitt, shakes
off the first signal, takes the turn, wipes the sweat off his brow,
leans back and fires...BILLY