{"id":15147,"date":"2017-05-24T12:33:48","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T21:33:48","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T15:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/?p=15147","title":{"rendered":"[Movie Script]Things My Father Never Taught Me, The"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre><b>                      THE THINGS MY FATHER NEVER TAUGHT ME<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Written by<\/p>\n<p>Burleigh Smith<\/p>\n<p><b>          DJANGO REINHARDT'S \"TEA FOR TWO\".<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>   FADE IN:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>   INT.   LIVING ROOM   -   NIGHT.<br \/>\n<\/b><br \/>\nALBERT, a middle-aged man, feeds MELVIN, a two-year-old.<\/p>\n<p><b>                    ADULT MELVIN (V.O.)<br \/>\n<\/b>           I loved my father and he taught me<br \/>\nmany useful things. But he didn't<br \/>\nteach me anything at all about<br \/>\nwomen. There was a time when I<br \/>\nresented that. And then, one day,<br \/>\nit occurred to me that perhaps he<br \/>\ndidn't know all that much about<br \/>\nthe fairer sex.<\/p>\n<p>On the other side of the room, CORINNE, a vulgar,<br \/>\nmorbidly obese woman, sits on the couch and devours a<br \/>\nlarge packet of potato chips.<\/p>\n<p><b>                    ADULT MELVIN (V.O.)<br \/>\n<\/b>           One look at my mother and I had<br \/>\nconclusive proof.<\/p>\n<p>She burps loudly and gives a smile of satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p><b>   EXT.   EAST PERTH STREETS    -    PRESENT DAY.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href='\/app\/script.html?data=Things My Father Never Taught Me, The Script.txt' target='_blank'>More...<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE THINGS MY FATHER NEVER TAUGHT ME Written by Burleigh Smith DJANGO REINHARDT&#8217;S &#8220;TEA FOR TWO&#8221;. FADE IN: INT. LIVING ROOM &#8211; NIGHT. ALBERT, a middle-aged man, feeds MELVIN, a two-year-old. ADULT MELVIN (V.O.) I loved my father and he taught me many useful things. But he didn&#8217;t teach me anything at all about women. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/?p=15147\" class=\"more-link\">\ub354 \ubcf4\uae30<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;[Movie Script]Things My Father Never Taught Me, The&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10453],"tags":[10454],"class_list":["post-15147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-script","tag-MovieScript","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w3devlabs.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}