ARAC ATTACK
(Eight Legged Freaks)
by
Jesse Alexander & Ellory Elkayem
July 2000 Draft
FOR EDUCATIONAL
PURPOSES ONLY
ARAC ATTACK!
FADE IN:
EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
A rabbit hops across rough terrain.
EXT. HIGHWAY (DESERT) - NIGHT
Three trucks from Chemical Technologies carry barrels of
toxic waste. They pass a sign: PROSPERITY, NEVADA, POP
454.
INT. THIRD TRUCK (HIGHWAY, DESERT) - NIGHT
A sleepy trucker called PIG PEN drives the third truck.
SELF-HELP TAPE (V.O.)
I will be self-assured and
confident around women.
PIG PEN
I will be self-assured and
confident around women.
EXT. HIGHWAY (DESERT) - NIGHT
The rabbit stops at the edge of the road. The first
truck speeds past. Then the second. The rabbit crosses
the highway in front of the third.
INT. THIRD TRUCK (HIGHWAY, DESERT) - NIGHT
SELF-HELP TAPE (V.O.)
I will not fear the unexpected.
PIG PEN
I will not fear the unexpected.
The rabbit appears in the road, frozen by headlights.
PIG PEN
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Pig Pen jams on his brakes and swerves to avoid the
bunny.
EXT. HIGHWAY (DESERT) - NIGHT
The truck slews crazily. Missing the bunny by a whisker.
2.
INT. THIRD TRUCK (BRIDGE, DESERT) - NIGHT
Pig Pen sees a bridge ahead. If he doesn't regain
control, he will crash. At the last second, he gets the
rig together.
EXT. BRIDGE (DESERT) - THIRD TRUCK - NIGHT
The rim of a wheel tags the curb. One of those toxic
waste barrels falls out of the back and plunges to the
water below.
EXT. DRAINAGE DITCH - NIGHT
A biohazard warning label is legible as the barrel slips
beneath the surface. Glowing toxic waste seeps from a
gash in its side. Spreading through the pool like neon
ink.
EXT. DRAINAGE DITCH - DAY
The ditch is littered with garbage. The DRONE of
INSECTS. No visible traces of toxic waste. A butterfly
net sweeps through the air to capture an oversized
horsefly.
JOSHUA TAFT (70s), scrutinizes the bug. This old codger
is more comfortable studying bugs than socializing with
people.
JOSHUA
Hey, Mike. Check this one out.
MIKE PALMER (12) steps over for a look. Puberty hit hard
and fast for this bright, little nerd.
MIKE
He's huge!
JOSHUA
They've been like this all week.
Must be something extra tasty in
the water.
MIKE
Like what?
JOSHUA
Dead coyote. Snake maybe. Back
in the 'Nam we'd eat python with a
dash of habanero sauce. Mighty
satisfying.
(CONTINUED)
3.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
You ate snake?
JOSHUA
When you're thirty klicks out from
the nearest firebase. Humpin'
through the wake-up with your
finger on the trigger. Charlie
doesn't give you time to stop for
cutlet.
As Mike skims his own net over the water, he glimpses a
familiar barrel at the bottom of the pool. The brightly-
colored biohazard warning label is clearly visible.
EXT. ROAD - JOSHUA'S HOUSE - DAY
Two bicycles are parked outside a cabin in the middle of
nowhere.
INT. JOSHUA'S HOUSE - DAY
The decor is an odd mix of Vietnam era war relics and
homegrown scientist. Charlie the Parrot sits on a perch.
CHARLIE (V.O.)
Charlie, don't surf!
JOSHUA
Quiet, bird. We're working.
Mike and Joshua stand near the spider tanks. A dozen
aquariums on low shelves. Each glass tank replicates a
specific environment: jungle, desert, cavern, pond, etc.
JOSHUA
(dims tank lights)
The sun is going down, my
nocturnal hunters. It's time to
come out and feed.
Mike watches Joshua deposit bugs into each spider tank.
MIKE
Yeah. They're definitely getting
bigger.
JOSHUA
I've calculated a growth factor of
twelve percent over the last
forty-eight hours. But that seems
to be accelerating.
(CONTINUED)
4.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
All from eating these bugs? Maybe
I should try some.
Mike pauses at the desert tank, watching a cricket search
for food. A trap-door spider pops out of its camouflaged
den like a jack-in-the-box. The arachnid yanks the
cricket below and replaces the roof in a nanosecond.
Mike looks in another tank where ogre-eyed spitting
spiders shoot blasts of paralyzing goo at hapless
insects.
MIKE
Run, little guys.
JOSHUA
They can't outrun the food chain.
MIKE
I could get away.
JOSHUA
Imagine yourself the size of that
fly. A scytodes spitter would be
as big as a Cadillac. You'd be
spider chow, kid.
Mike looks in a tank where jumpers chase fleeing
crickets. He moves toward another tank that is covered
with a towel.
MIKE
Are the new tarantulas in here?
JOSHUA
Took me forever to get a breeding
set of Chilean reds. I must have
bribed every customs agent from
Vegas to Santiago.
Joshua unveils the tank. Dirt floor. Several burrow
entrances. Joshua pours in the bugs. A large, male
tarantula comes out of a burrow. It pounces on a bug,
then wraps its prey in webbing, turning the insect into a
mummy-like bundle.
MIKE
That is too cool.
JOSHUA
Male tarantulas compete for the
female's attention.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
5.
CONTINUED:
JOSHUA (CONT'D)
Each one tries to bring her the
best present. Bugs, rats, even
the occasional parrot.
CHARLIE SQUAWKS.
JOSHUA
The prey is cocooned alive so she
can eat them in her nest. You
know how women love breakfast in
bed.
Joshua leads Mike to the back of the tank. A network of
subterranean tunnels is revealed. The male tarantulas
scuttle through carrying their mummified offerings.
JOSHUA
Take a look, the female of the
species is three times as big as
the male.
Mike peers into a large den. The female tarantula steps
out of the shadows. This is Consuela, the Chilean red
tarantula.
JOSHUA
Say hello to Consuela.
Mike watches Consuela unwrap one of the mummified
bundles. She begins to eat the paralyzed insect within.
JOSHUA
She fills her prey with digestive
acid to liquify the internal
organs. Now watch... She'll drink
her victim from the inside out.
While it's still alive!
MIKE
(looks queasy)
And you wonder why my mom doesn't
like me hanging out with you.
JOSHUA
Arachnids have been roaming the
earth for millions of years. And
they'll be here long after the
human race is dead and buried.
Suddenly Consuela lunges at the glass. Mike recoils.
MIKE
Bad! Bad Consuela!
Consuela backs up, apparently she can be intimidated.
6.
TARANTULA POV - MIKE
The multi-eyed spider's PANORAMIC VISION. Mike looms
large at the edge of the glass, wagging his finger.
BACK TO MIKE
Mike stares into the many eyes of Consuela.
MIKE
Do that again and I feed you to
the parrot.
CHARLIE SQUAWKS hungrily. The sound of a CAR HORN.
JOSHUA
There's your mom.
MIKE
See you tomorrow, Joshua!
Mike heads for the door.
EXT. DESERT - DAY
The entrance to a mine shaft protrudes from a hillside.
A pickup truck is parked nearby. The faded logo on the
door reads: McCORMICK AND SON MINING COMPANY,
PROSPERITY, NV.
INT. MINE SHAFT - DAY
Rotten beams. Chipped walls. A GENERATOR POWERS a
string of lightbulbs. A lone figure works at the end of
the tunnel.
CHRIS McCORMICK (30s) has rugged good looks. Weathered
clothing. Dirt-stained face. Ripped muscles.
Chris chips at the wall with his pickaxe. As it makes
contact, the occasional spark flies up. Chris pauses to
scrutinize the target area with his helmet-light.
Something sneaks along the floor of the mine behind him.
Chris is oblivious to his unseen stalker. He chips away
a section of stone to reveal shiny minerals. Reflections
of silver and gold splash across his face. His smile
fades...
CHRIS
Damn.
(CONTINUED)
7.
CONTINUED:
Chris bends over, reaching for a bottle of water. A
large rat scurries out of hiding dragging away Chris's
sack lunch.
Chris grabs his pick-axe and goes after the rat. The
rodent dodges every hit. Sparks fly when the axe strikes
rock. These ignite a vent of methane gas.
A BRIEF EXPLOSION knocks Chris off his feet. He notices
a small hole in the floor is lit like the burner on a
stove. Chris pats out the flame as the rat scurries away
with lunch.
CHRIS
Hope you like bologna!
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
A police car drives with a bicycle hanging out of the
trunk.
INT. POLICE CAR (HIGHWAY) - DAY
SAMANTHA "SAM" PALMER (30s) is the sheriff of Prosperity
and a confident, single mother. Mike is seated beside
her.
MIKE
You should see them, Mom. Each
one has a unique feeding behavior.
The spitters fire poisonous snot.
The tarantulas mummify their prey.
The jumpers can...
SAM
Why does he have all those things?
MIKE
He studies them. NASA uses spider
webs in outer space. And for
medicine. They've been here
forever, and they'll be here long
after we're all dead.
SAM
You're givin' me nightmares.
MIKE
Nightmares are cool.
(CONTINUED)
8.
CONTINUED:
SAM
U.P.S. brought this to the
station.
Sam hands Mike a small package.
MIKE
It's from Dad! He didn't forget
my birthday. I told you he
wouldn't.
SAM
Better late than never.
Mike tears open the box to reveal a Cassiopeia PDA.
MIKE
Rockin'!
SAM
Is that the one you wanted?
MIKE
Cassiopeia 2304 with 64 megs of
ram. Integrated modem. Voice
recording capability. This baby
is tight.
Mike can't turn on the gizmo.
SAM
What's wrong?
MIKE
He forgot to send the batteries.
SAM
(annoyed)
I told him to send batteries.
EXT. DESERT - DAY
The ROAR of two off-road MOTORCYCLES tearing up the
desert.
BRET HALE (18) leads the way. A Kid Rock-punk with good
looks and FU attitude. Seated behind him is ASHLEY
PALMER (16). This milk-fed desert honey is a wannabe
Britney Spears. LARRY (17) is the wiseacre on the other
bike.
BRET
Hang on, babydoll!
(CONTINUED)
9.
CONTINUED:
They GUN their BIKES onto the highway. Slalom the yellow
lines. Wheelie for days. Ashley peeks over Bret's
shoulder at a police car coming at them in the opposite
lane.
ASHLEY
Oh shit.
INT. POLICE CAR (HIGHWAY) - DAY
Sheriff Sam watches intently as the bikes wheelie past.
SAM
Hang on.
MIKE
Why?
EXT. HIGHWAY (DESERT) - DAY
The police car does an impressive bootlegger 180. Lights
ablaze. SIREN WAILING. The bikes pull over to the
shoulder.
EXT. SHOULDER OF HIGHWAY (DESERT) - DAY
The motorcycles stop with the cop car behind. Sam's
voice barks over the PA.
SAM (V.O.)
Party's over, gentlemen. Off the
bikes.
Sam exits the car and approaches. The bikers dismount.
BRET
There is something very sexy about
an older woman in uniform.
LARRY
Her nine-millimeter gives me a
stiffy.
ASHLEY
Don't antagonize her, you guys.
SAM
I told you not to act like
kamikazes. Especially with Ashley
riding behind. That is
unacceptable, Bret.
(CONTINUED)
10.
CONTINUED:
BRET
I could always ride her from
behind.
Larry snickers. Sam steels her rage.
SAM
You just bought yourself a
reckless.
Sam begins to write up the ticket.
ASHLEY
Can't you give 'em a break?
SAM
Get in the car, Ashley. Now.
ASHLEY
But, Mom!
Sam shoots his daughter an intimidating glance.
BRET
No sweat, babydoll. We'll hook up
later.
SAM
(threatening)
Over my dead body.
INT. SAM'S COP CAR (HIGHWAY) - DAY
Mike grins from the front seat as Ashley climbs in back.
MIKE
You have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say can and
will be used...
ASHLEY
Shut up, dork.
EXT. SHOULDER OF HIGHWAY - DAY
Sam hands Bret the ticket.
BRET
Larry, do we know anybody at City
Hall who can mark this go away?
(CONTINUED)
11.
CONTINUED:
LARRY
Your Dad is the Mayor.
BRET
Oh, yeah.
(to Sam)
He signs your paycheck.
SAM
The next time you put my
daughter's life in danger, I'll
show you exactly how little that
means to me.
Bret and Larry feel her resolve.
BRET
Relax, bee-otch. It's all good.
The punks remount their bikes.
SAM
I want both wheels on the ground.
The punks REV their BIKES and defiantly wheelie toward
town.
INT. POLICE CAR - DAY
Sam climbs behind the wheel.
MIKE
I read her her rights.
SAM
I can always count on you, Mike.
Sam STARTS the CAR and drives toward town.
ASHLEY
Do you get off on humiliating me?
SAM
This bad girl act doesn't suit
you, Ash.
ASHLEY
I'm just trying to have fun.
Don't you remember what it's like
to grow up here?
SAM
That's what scares me.
(CONTINUED)
12.
CONTINUED:
Sam reaches over and opens the glove box. She pulls out
a stun gun. Mike passes it through the bars to Ashley.
SAM
I told you to keep this with you.
Ashley slides the zapper into her backpack.
ASHLEY
You are so over protective.
Mike and Ashley lip-sync along with Sam's response.
SAM
A mother's job is to protect her
children.
ASHLEY
You need to start trusting me.
SAM
I'd like to. But you keep
skipping classes to go to the
dunes with Bret.
ASHLEY
Why do you hate him so much?
SAM
I don't hate him. I just want you
to have a future. I thought you
wanted to get out of town. Go to
med school.
ASHLEY
Maybe I want to stay. I could get
pregnant by nineteen. Then
divorce with a couple of kids I
can't handle. Slap on a badge and
be a trailer trash sheriff.
SAM
(deeply hurt)
Thanks for the flashback.
They drive on in painful silence. Mike turns ON the
RADIO.
HARLAN (V.O.)
... listening to W.F.R.E. Freedom
radio. We've put aside the
U.F.O.'s and conspiracy
theories...
13.
INT. PICKUP TRUCK (HIGHWAY) - DAY
Chris drives into town with the RADIO ON.
HARLAN (V.O.)
... for some down home talk back
with our own mayor: Wade Hale.
CHRIS
Oh, great.
WADE (V.O.)
Thanks, Harlan. As I was saying,
Chemical Technologies has been
looking for viable storage sites.
And Prosperity is lucky enough to
be on that list.
HARLAN (V.O.)
Lucky? I think most of us are
insulted that some outsiders think
our town is a perfect place to
dump toxic waste.
CHRIS
Right on.
EXT. MAIN STREET (TOWN) - DAY
Chris's pickup approaches... The entire town is not much
bigger than a few football fields. The kind of place
where everybody has known each other since childhood.
Some buildings date back to the 1880's gold rush.
HARLAN (V.O.)
Isn't this just your latest get-
rich quick scheme?
At one end is the Prosperity Mall. A huge windowless
rectangle in the sand. Permanent signs tout the many
outlet stores inside: Victoria's Secret, Home and Garden
Supplies, Sport Chalet, etc. Hand-painted signs reveal:
"GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. EVERYTHING MUST GO. FINAL
CLOSE OUT." On the roof of the mall is a very tall radio
antenna.
HARLAN (V.O.)
Your mall has more employees than
customers.
INT. PICKUP TRUCK (TOWN, MAIN STREET) - DAY
Chris smiles as he listens to the RADIO.
(CONTINUED)
14.
CONTINUED:
WADE (V.O.)
I may have overestimated the need
for 100,000 square feet of outlet
shopping.
EXT. BEVERLY'S HOUSE - DAY
BEVERLY (40's) is tending to her garden as she listens to
a transistor radio.
HARLAN (V.O.)
And your ostrich ranch?
WADE (V.O.)
If the government subsidies hadn't
dried up, I'd still be rolling in
cash.
EXT. HARLAN'S TRAILER (MAIN STREET, TOWN) - DAY
An airstream at the far end of town. Signs identify it
as: "FREEDOM RADIO." A brand new humvee is parked out
front.
INT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - DAY
Walls decorated with clippings about aliens, monsters,
and conspiracies. Two men sit at a home built
transmitter.
HARLAN GRIFFITH (40s) wears an "Aliens Go Home!" T-
shirt. He eats from a box of Frosted Flakes and drinks
Jolt cola.
WADE HALE (40s) is the mayor of Prosperity. A slick-
haired dandy who looks more like a Vegas lounge singer
than a Mayor.
WADE
With one phone call I could put
together a deal that would make us
all very rich.
HARLAN
They say money doesn't buy
happiness.
WADE
They probably don't have any.
15.
INT. POLICE CAR (HIGHWAY) - DAY
Sam and her kids listen to the radio.
WADE (V.O.)
Money pays for kids to go to
college. It pays the mortgage.
INT. DINER (MAIN STREET, TOWN) - DAY
An attractive waitress on roller-skates. A harried CHEF.
Locals chow down. The RADIO BLARES in the b.g.
WADE (V.O.)
It puts food on the table.
Haven't the people of this town
lived hand-to-mouth for long
enough?
INT. BARBERSHOP (MAIN STREET, TOWN) - DAY
FLOYD and LEROY are the Jurassic era barbers. Floyd cuts
Leroy's hair. The two men listen to the RADIO.
WADE (V.O.)
We're all gonna die in this hell
hole.
FLOYD
Yeah, of boredom.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
DEPUTY PETE sits with his feet up on the desk reading
Playstation magazine. He listens to the RADIO.
WADE (V.O.)
Wouldn't it be nice not to worry
about surviving retirement? Or
taking a shot at that life-long
dream?
INT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - DAY
WADE
Think about it, Harlan, you could
buy a commercial transmitter and
start broadcasting to a national
audience.
HARLAN
It would be nice to get the
message out. Let people know the
aliens walk among us.
16.
INT. PICKUP TRUCK - DAY
Chris slows to a stop in front of the McCormick and Son
Mining Company. This stately edifice was once the
driving force behind the local economy.
WADE (V.O.)
If Chris McCormick refuses to sell
his mines. The rest of us are out
of luck.
Chris frowns.
INT. POLICE CAR (HIGHWAY) - DAY
WADE (V.O.)
I don't think it's fair for one
person to wield that much power.
But he's just like his father.
Selfish. Greedy. And more than a
little bit nuts.
SAM
Uh-oh.
Sam flips on the SIREN and accelerates.
INT. DINER - DAY
The locals stop eating and look toward the radio.
WADE (V.O.)
That family has been digging in
those tunnels since the twenties.
If there was something down there,
don't you think they would have
found it by now?
INT. BARBERSHOP - DAY
Floyd and Leroy stare at the radio.
WADE (V.O.)
Common sense does not apply to
crazy people.
INT. PICKUP TRUCK - DAY
WADE (V.O.)
Might as well be chasing a
leprechaun's pot of gold at the
end of the rainbow.
(CONTINUED)
17.
CONTINUED:
Chris is furious as he PEELS OUT and speeds toward
Harlan's.
INT. DINER - DAY
The locals watch Chris's pickup speed by.
WADE (V.O.)
... lunatics...
INT. BARBERSHOP - DAY
Floyd and Leroy watch Chris speed by.
WADE (V.O.)
... certifiably nuts...
INT. POLICE CAR - (MAIN STREET, TOWN) - DAY
As Sam pulls into town. She sees Chris skid to a stop in
front of Harlan's trailer. He leaps out of his pickup.
WADE (V.O.)
... at the very least...
INT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - DAY
Chris yanks the door open in time to hear...
WADE
... those McCormicks are just
plain-old dumb.
Wade stands up to protest. But it's too late. Chris
punches him in the nose. The mayor tumbles back.
CHRIS
I've warned you not to talk about
my family!
HARLAN
We have a surprise guest in the
studio.
Chris drags Wade to his feet, shoving him against the
wall.
CHRIS
My family built this town!
(CONTINUED)
18.
CONTINUED:
WADE
Am I supposed to be grateful?
Chris draws back his fist for another shot. Sam runs in
and grabs him from behind.
SAM
That's enough!
CHRIS
Stay out of this, Sam!
She manhandles Chris toward the door.
EXT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - DAY
Practically the entire town has gathered outside. Sam
drags Chris through the door. Wade and Harlan are close
behind.
CHRIS
Did you hear what he said?
SAM
I heard.
WADE
I want him locked up!
SAM
Let's all calm down.
Wade tries to take advantage of the assembled audience.
WADE
We have no economy! People are
barely scraping by! And now we've
been offered the deal of a
lifetime. You don't have the
right to stand in our way!
CHRIS
Those mines are full of gas. One
spark in the wrong place could
blow this entire valley sky high.
Do you really want to load that
gun with toxic waste?
WADE
Chem-Tech did seismic analysis,
vapor checks, groundwater reads,
soil sampling. They found
isolated methane pockets, but no
benzene or hydrogen sulfide.
(CONTINUED)
19.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
How could they run tests? I
didn't give them permission to go
into the mines.
Wade retreats toward his shiny new Hummer.
CHRIS
I asked you a question, you greedy
son of a bitch!
WADE
I'm greedy?! You're the one
keeping us down so you can search
for gold!
Chris tries to go after Wade. Sam holds him back.
SAM
Don't take another step.
Chris stares at her.
CHRIS
You're taking his side?
SAM
I'm trying to keep the peace.
WADE
You're crazy! Just like your
father!
Wade drives off in his humvee. The crowd begins to
disperse.
CHRIS
(sotto)
He wasn't crazy.
SAM
It's okay.
Chris heads off to his truck. Sam watches him go. Her
eyes drifting down his body. Ashley steps up beside her
mom.
ASHLEY
Maybe you're not gay after all.
SAM
What are you talking about?
(CONTINUED)
20.
CONTINUED:
ASHLEY
You can't take your eyes off his
butt.
SAM
Where did you learn that it's okay
to talk to me like this?
ASHLEY
Relax, Mom. He's hot for an old
guy. I can admit it. Why can't
you?
Sam watches Chris get into his truck. He gives her one
last look before pulling out. Sam smiles with her
daughter.
INT. MINING MUSEUM (MAIN STREET, TOWN) - DAY
Vintage mining gear. Walls covered with sepia-tone
photos chronicling the history of the McCormick mines.
GLADYS LAUDERBACK (50s) sits at a desk. She blows smoke
from her Kool into the breeze of an air conditioner.
Ignoring the signs behind her head: "NO SMOKING!",
"DANGER GAS!"
As Chris enters, Gladys hides her lit cigarette in a
drawer.
GLADYS
Did you pop him one?
CHRIS
He had it comin'. But Sam
Palmer... That woman abuses her
power.
GLADYS
Why? Because she stopped you from
givin' Wade another pop?
CHRIS
I'm not proud of it.
Chris goes to a table and a map of the mines that
honeycomb beneath the town. Many of them are marked
"explored." Many aren't. Chris checks another tunnel
off the list. He sniffs the air and glares at Gladys.
Smoke rises out of her desk drawer. Gladys yanks it open
and puts out the flame.
(CONTINUED)
21.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
I thought you were trying the
patch.
GLADYS
I am.
She raises her sleeve to reveal several nicotine patches.
Chris exits through a door at the back of the museum.
INT. MUSEUM - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Chris enters the family living quarters. The furniture
was new in 1947. He continues to the adjacent kitchen.
INT. MUSEUM - KITCHEN - DAY
Chris takes a beer out of the fridge. Then he notices an
odd CLICKING. He tracks the sound to a stove burner
permanently on "light."
Chris moves to a fuse box in the adjacent hallway. He
removes the fuse for the stove. The SPARKING STOPS.
Chris sits at the table and has a cooling sip of beer.
Gladys enters with a stack of bills.
CHRIS
That burner's on the fritz again.
GLADYS
Oh something's broken? What else
is new?
(lays bills on table)
You need to pay these by the end
of the month.
CHRIS
(looks at bills)
Today... For a split second... I
actually thought I had it.
GLADYS
Another vein of iron pyrite?
CHRIS
Yeah... Then a rat stole my lunch.
I practically blew myself up
trying to get it back.
(CONTINUED)
22.
CONTINUED:
GLADYS
I'm glad you like my bologna
sandwiches.
(beat)
Maybe you should talk to Wade.
CHRIS
What are you saying?
GLADYS
Honey, if he really does have a
buyer...
CHRIS
You of all people know how much my
dad wanted to find that mother
lode.
GLADYS
Your daddy wanted to get rich. I
don't think he cared how that
happened. If he was still alive,
maybe he'd sell those mines.
Chris takes umbrage...
CHRIS
And maybe you didn't know him so
well after all.
A tense beat.
GLADYS
You're right... I'm just worried
about how we're going to pay these
bills.
CHRIS
Don't give up on me, Gladys. I
promised him I'd find the gold.
And I will.
Gladys steels her fear, patting Chris on the hand.
EXT. TOWN - ESTABLISHING SHOT - DAWN
The sun rises. The town slowly comes to life.
HARLAN (V.O.)
Good morning, Prosperity, Nevada.
It's another beautiful day on the
frontier.
Locals prepare their stores for business.
23.
INT. JOSHUA'S HOUSE (DESERT) - DAY
HARLAN (V.O.)
No charges have been filed in
yesterday's fracas between Chris
McCormick and Wade Hale. And
we've got...
Joshua turns the radio down. He holds a tape measure to
a glass spider tank, recording the size of an unseen
arac.
JOSHUA
An exponential growth rate...
That's impossible.
CHARLIE
Me so horny. Me love you long
time.
Joshua doesn't look back at the parrot sitting on its
perch.
JOSHUA
Be quiet, bird!
Charlie looks over at the tarantula tank. Watching
curiously as the cloth cover moves slightly. As if one
of the spiders is escaping. Charlie flies over to
investigate. He lands on the counter and peers around
the back of the tank.
CHARLIE
Charlie's in the wire! Incoming!
Something yanks the parrot O.S.
JOSHUA
Stop screwing around...!
Joshua looks back in search of the parrot. He notices
several feathers floating down to the floor. He heads
over to investigate. Joshua pulls the blanket clear to
reveal the top of the cage has been pushed aside. No
sign of any tarantulas. Joshua checks the back side of
the tank.
JOSHUA
Where'd you go? Consuela?
She's nowhere to be seen. Joshua spots something
sticking out from under the table. Two parrot feet.
Joshua pulls Charlie out from under the table. It's a
horrible sight. The bird is wrapped in spider webbing.
His body desiccated.
(CONTINUED)
24.
CONTINUED:
JOSHUA
Charlie... Semper fidelis.
Joshua sees Charlie is attached to a web. He tugs on the
webline. Something tugs back. Joshua leans down to look
under the table. His eyes go wide at what he sees. Then
a shadow looms over his head. Joshua looks up and...
EXT. JOSHUA'S HOUSE (DESERT) - DAY
SCREAMS and the sounds of BREAKING GLASS come from
within.
EXT. PALMER HOUSE (TOWN) - DAY
Ranch style. Cop car in front. Chris's pickup cruises
by.
INT. PICKUP TRUCK - OUTSIDE PALMER HOUSE - DAY
Chris drives past. He catches sight of a figure in a
window.
INT. PALMER HOUSE - BATHROOM - DAY
Sam is brushing her teeth at the window as Chris drives
by. They make eye contact. Chris moves on. Sam looks
at herself in the mirror. Bathrobe. No makeup. Messy
hair. Mouth full of toothpaste.
SAM
Work it, babe.
INT. PALMER HOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY
Sam comes out of the bathroom dressed in her uniform.
SAM
It's all yours.
Ashley and Mike exit their rooms. Mike is dressed for
the day. Ashley in a robe. They race for the bathroom.
Mike is first. Then Ashley hip-checks him out of the
way, slamming the door in his face.
ASHLEY (O.S.)
Ladies first.
(CONTINUED)
25.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
What's your excuse!?
Sam sticks her head out of a room at the end of the hall.
SAM
You still want a ride, Mike?
MIKE
I'm just going to the mall.
SAM
Have fun.
Mike heads down the hallway and out of the house.
INT. PALMER HOUSE - BATHROOM - DAY
Ashley turns on the shower, drops her robe, and climbs
in.
INT. BATHROOM - SHOWER - DAY
Ashley is surrounded by steam. She sings an edgy gangsta
rap tune by NWA. Tres' bizarre, non? Shampoo lather
cascades down her face. Her eyes close. She is
oblivious to a small spider crossing a web in front of
her. The spider gets clear as Ashley rinses off the
soap.
Ashley rubs conditioner into her hair. The lather
builds. Covering her face. Forcing her eyes closed once
more. The spider returns across its web right in front
of her eyes.
The water stops. Ashley reaches for the showerhead
blindly knocking the spider off its web. She feels no
water coming out, and fumbles for a washcloth. Reaching
with eyes closed, she can't see the little spider has
landed on top of the cloth. As Ashley retrieves it, the
spider scurries onto its opposite side.
Ashley wipes the soap off her face. The spider rides the
washcloth and moves toward her hand. Before it can
strike, Ashley gets her eyes clear and drops the cloth.
The cloth lands on the floor atop the spider. As the
beast stares out from under it, barefoot Ashley steps on
the cloth. Crushing the spider without ever knowing it
was there.
(CONTINUED)
26.
CONTINUED:
Ashley turns her attention to the showerhead. She cranks
the water handles, trying to get the water flowing again.
The handles suddenly pop off. Dozens of tiny spiders
pour from the holes onto the floor. Ashley shrieks in
horror.
Sam bursts into the bathroom and yanks open the shower
door. She drags Ashley out and looks at all the little
spiders.
SAM
Now what?
Ashley just screams.
INT. HANK AND EMMA'S HOME - DAY
The SCREAM of a SAWZALL. A house in the midst of
remodeling. Sections of wall are exposed. Sheets cover
furniture. HANK (30s) is the Bob Villa-poseur.
A cat sits near an open section of wall. Watching
something intently. The cat charges into the wall after
unseen prey.
EMMA (30s) comes downstairs wearing her bathrobe. She
clutches her ears in pain, screaming for Hank to stop.
He can't hear. She grabs his shoulder and he STOPS
CUTTING.
EMMA
Why do you need to do that as six
in the morning!? Do you hate me
that much!?
HANK
I want to finish before I go to
work.
EMMA
You've been saying that for six
months!
HANK
I can't finish if you keep
interrupting!
Hanks RESTARTS the SAW as Emma staggers into the kitchen.
27.
INT. REMODELED HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY
Emma makes herself a hangover helper. Egg, tabasco,
lemon juice, and a shot of vodka. All of it goes into
the BLENDER. She FIRES it UP. Competing with the noise
of Hank's SAW. Then Emma notices a bowl of uneaten cat
food.
INT. REMODELED HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Emma comes back in and UNPLUGS the noisy SAW.
HANK
If you're gonna keep pulling the
plug...
EMMA
Have you seen Zeke this morning?
HANK
He was chasing something earlier.
EMMA
If he got into the wall again,
it's your balls in the blender.
They hear FAINT MEOWING. Hank traces the source. It's
coming from behind a partially-dismantled wall.
HANK
Hey, Zeke. Breakfast is ready.
EMMA
I'll get the tuna.
Emma heads back into the kitchen. Hank listens at the
wall. After a beat he hears the CAT RUSTLING around
inside.
HANK
Zeke?
Emma re-enters with a can of tuna. She hears ZEKE HISS.
EMMA
What's wrong with him?
Hank shakes his head. The CAT noises become more
aggressive. The panicked couple tries to follow the
cat's progress. They tracks the sounds of BATTLE along
the wall. The noises become FRANTIC. SCRABBLING CLAWS.
HOWLS of KITTY pain.
HANK & EMMA
Zeke!? Zeke! Zeke!
(CONTINUED)
28.
CONTINUED:
They follow the cat's frenzied movement up the wall,
across the ceiling, and down the other wall. Hank
hurries over. He can feel his cat thrashing maniacally
on the other side. A FELINE SCREAM. And then deafening
silence.
Hank tears open the drywall, reaching for his cat.
HANK
I've got him by the tail.
He withdraws all that remains of the Zeker... a bloody
tail.
EXT. MALL - DAY
Mike hops off his bike before it stops moving. Letting
it crash in the dirt. He enters the mall through glass
doors.
INT. MALL (PROSPERITY) - DAY
Mike passes NORMAN (18), a janitor polishing the floors.
Norman listens to LOUD DEATH ROCK TUNES on a Sony
WALKMAN.
NORMAN
(conspiratorial)
Hey, dude. Yeah. You.
Mike comes over to this goatee'd rascal.
NORMAN
Wanna buy some smoke?
MIKE
A pack of cigarettes?
NORMAN
Smoke to get high, not to die. My
stuff is hydroponically grown in a
top secret location. No
artificial flavors. No
preservatives. Just 110 percent
homegrown.
MIKE
Where's this secret location?
(CONTINUED)
29.
CONTINUED:
NORMAN
I could have a dime bag for you
toot sweet. But if I tell you
where exactly, I'd have to kill
you.
MIKE
Norman, you know my mom's the
sheriff.
NORMAN
Oh yeah... Right on...
(considers this)
Does she get high?
Mike walks away, deeper into the mall. A dozen stores
line the hallway: Victoria's Secret, Electronic
Boutique, Sport Chalet. Most of the stores are closed
for good. A large atrium features a fountain and jungle
gym. Skylights cover the ceiling. Mike enters the Home
and Garden store.
INT. HOME AND GARDEN STORE - DAY
Mike goes up to the counter. The CLERK snaps at him.
CLERK
The bug spray is on aisle five!
MIKE
What?
CLERK
You want mousetraps!? Is that
it?! Aisle five!
Mike grabs some batteries and lays them on the counter.
CLERK
Oh. I thought you wanted...
An OLD LADY walks past.
OLD LADY
Excuse me, young man. Where can I
find the bug spray?
CLERK
Aisle five!
The Clerk grabs the PA's microphone.
(CONTINUED)
30.
CONTINUED:
CLERK
(over PA speakers)
All bug spray, rodent traps, ant
poison and fly paper is on aisle
five!
He returns his attention to Mike.
CLERK
That'll be three fifty-two.
Mike pays the man.
MIKE
Where's aisle five?
The annoyed Clerk points. Mike heads over. He sees the
aisle is crowded with locals squabbling over the few
remaining cans of Raid, Black Flag and Off.
EXT. BEVERLY'S HOUSE (TOWN) - DAY
Beverly uncoils a hose, cranks a spigot. She sprays her
vegetable garden with water. After a beat, a solid
object is coughed up through the hose.
Beverly continues watering. Two more unidentified
objects are spewed from the hose. She reacts by cranking
the spigot on full. The water sprays harder. Then
inexplicably stops.
Beverly checks the spigot. She looks into the opening of
the hose. Puts it to her ear and listens. Sniffs. Now
she puts the end of the hose in her mouth and sucks
deeply, trying to siphon away the blockage.
Beverly removes the hose. A FAINT RUMBLING sound. She
puts it back in her mouth and sucks. A solid object
comes through the hose and into her mouth. Then another.
And another. A dozen things pump through the hose and
into her mouth.
Beverly yanks it out. Water spews from her mouth and out
of the hose. Apparently the blockage has cleared.
Beverly falls to her knees. Hunching forward. She
vomits forth a stomach full of water... and small
spiders. Mouth agape. Eyes wide in horror. She watches
them scurry into the garden. Beverly tries to scream...
but can only retch.
31.
EXT. STREET (TOWN) - DAY
Mike Palmer rides his bike through a puddle of water. He
sees Beverly throwing up in her vegetable garden. Mike
it thoroughly grossed out.
EXT. JOSHUA'S HOUSE (DESERT) - DAY
Mike rides his bike into Joshua's front yard. He
dismounts before the BIKE stops. It CRASHES. Mike heads
inside.
INT. JOSHUA'S HOUSE - DAY
Mike stops short in the doorway. An off-hook TELEPHONE
BEEPS incessantly. WIND MOANS through shattered windows.
Furniture is tipped over. Mike moves through the chaos.
MIKE
Hello? Joshua? Charlie?
The spider tanks are shattered. No trace of their
occupants. Mike pulls out his Cassiopeia PDA and starts
recording.
MIKE
(into PDA)
Captain's log. Stardate...
Stops recording, PLAYS it BACK, listens to HIS VOICE.
MIKE
Cool!
(records again)
The house is deserted. No sign of
Joshua Taft or his bird. The
spider tanks are shattered. There
is broken glass everywhere.
Mike moves toward the back door of the cabin. It swings
open and shut in the WIND.
EXT. JOSHUA'S HOUSE (DESERT) - BACK YARD - DAY
Mike comes out and notices hundreds of coin-sized
footprints. He follows these tracks to a cluster of
wooden barricades labeled: "McCORMICK AND SONS MINING
COMPANY." Mike peers toward a vertical mine shaft behind
the barriers.
(CONTINUED)
32.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
(into PDA)
Animal tracks. Definitely too big
to be spiders. Could be rats.
Mike slips past the barricades. Following the tracks to
the edge of the abyss. He can't see anything. It's too
dark.
Mike turns away and returns to the yard. Never
realizing...
Several feet down the shaft. Hidden under a rock... the
shriveled and desiccated corpse of Joshua Taft. It hangs
from the side of the shaft in thick sticky webbing.
Grisly.
Suddenly the corpse is tugged loose and dragged deeper
into the shaft by some unseen creature.
EXT. MINE SHAFT - DAY
Chris's pickup is parked outside another mine shaft.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - DAY
Chris works with his pick-axe. He pauses, listening to a
DISTURBING NOISE somewhere down the tunnel. A growl? A
roar? Chris isn' t so sure. And then a new sound... a
SCREECHING. The noise grows LOUDER. Something's coming.
Chris shines his light into the darkness. Trying to see
what's causing the unsettling crescendo...
Suddenly dozens of RATS burst from the darkness.
EXT. MINE SHAFT - DAY
Chris runs out the mouth of the tunnel. The rat stampede
is on his tail. He leaps into the back of his pickup.
The manic rodents continue off into the desert.
Chris looks back toward the gaping mouth of the tunnel.
CHRIS
What am I, the Pied Piper...
33.
EXT. MAIN STREET (TOWN) - BARBER SHOP - DAY
Mike rides his bike. Floyd the barber stands out front
chatting with an elderly couple. They hold a dog's leash
in their hand.
FLOYD
I'm sorry. I haven't seen him.
EXT. MAIN STREET (TOWN) - DAY
Mike rides on. He notices a guy taping a flyer to a lamp
post. Mike glances over. It's a sign for a missing dog.
EXT. MAIN STREET (TOWN) - POLICE STATION - DAY
Mike arrives at the local police station. Several cars
are parked out front. The door is ajar. Locals are
crowded inside. Mike lets his bike crash as he enters.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Sam is behind her desk. The place is swarming with
locals.
SAM
Quiet! Quiet please!
The mob is not listening.
BEVERLY
They were clogging up my house!
EMMA
I want to know what killed Zeke!
TRAVIS
He was a good dog! He wouldn't
just get up and go!
Deputy Pete whistles at top volume. Everybody shuts up.
SAM
I had spiders at my house too. We
need an exterminator not a
sheriff.
TRAVIS
What about my dog?
(CONTINUED)
34.
CONTINUED:
SAM
I don't know, Travis. We're gonna
keep an eye out. But we're not
gettin' anywhere like this. You
should go back out there and look
for your animals. If they haven't
shown up by tonight. I'll call
Fish and Game. Okay?
Pete ushers the grumbling mob out of the office. Mike
avoids the crush and manages to stay inside.
MIKE
Mom! Mom! All Josh's spiders are
gone!
SAM
I can't do this right now, Mike!
Everyone's having pest problems!
MIKE
But Joshua is gone!
SAM
Maybe he's out looking for his
spiders?
MIKE
Mom, I'm serious! You're not
listening!
SAM
Mike... I've got missing pets.
Spiders in the plumbing. Rats and
mice coming out of basements. And
your sister's about to end up on a
milk carton. I can't have you
losing...
The PHONE RINGS. Sam answers it.
SAM
Hello? Wade... wait a second...
your ostriches?
OFF Mike's look.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - DIRT DRIVEWAY - DAY
Prosperity is clearly visible just a mile away. The
police car drives down a long road lined with fences.
35.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - RANCH HOUSE - DAY
Wade's new Hummer is in the driveway. A CATTLE DOG BARKS
as Wade leads Sam and Mike around the side of the house.
WADE
Came out to feed my birds this
morning.
SAM
Coyotes?
WADE
Hell no!
The trio steps to the fence. Only three mangy ostriches
are there to greet them.
WADE
My flock had fifty birds! Where'd
they go, dammit! Who the hell
steals fifty birds that can't even
fly!?
SAM
All this happened last night?
WADE
I guess. And we didn't hear a
thing.
Sam gestures toward the BARKING DOG.
SAM
What about him?
WADE
Not a peep.
Mike notices some ostrich feathers on the ground. He
heads over for a closer look.
The DOG watches his progress. BARKING excitedly.
Sam talks to Wade.
SAM
How's the ostrich business?
WADE
Not so good lately.
SAM
You've got that new Hummer. You
must be makin' enough to pay for
it.
(CONTINUED)
36.
CONTINUED:
WADE
(annoyed)
You like it? I'll take you for a
ride.
SAM
These birds are insured. Right?
WADE
I didn't kill my birds, Sam. Is
that what you think?
Mike looks back to see his mom confronting Wade.
WADE
(in the distance)
... reject... absolutely not...
Mike scrutinizes what appear to be more of those tracks
that he found at Joshua's. But this time they are
larger:
MIKE
(into PDA)
I've found more tracks. Even
larger now.
Mike follows the trail toward another mine entrance.
This one is plugged with concrete. The tracks don't go
there. They stop at what appears to be a normal patch of
ground. Several ostrich feathers are scattered nearby.
Mike takes a closer look. Something doesn't seem right.
An odd demarcation in the soil. His fingers trace the
edge of a thin film of material. It is a lid of sorts.
A sheath of sticky webbing coated with dirt. Mike is
able to lift it.
Mike peers into a deep dark burrow three feet wide.
INT. UNDERGROUND BURROW - DAY
Twenty feet down the shaft. A shape moves.
TRAPDOOR SPIDER POV - MIKE
A MULTI-EYED SPIDER'S VIEW of Mike at the top of the
burrow.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - OSTRICH PEN - DAY
Mike squints into the burrow but can't see anything.
37.
INT. UNDERGROUND BURROW - DAY
A dark shape inches up the burrow toward Mike.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - OSTRICH PEN - DAY
Mike is oblivious as he peers into the dark.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - RANCH HOUSE - DAY
The BARKING CATTLE DOG SNAPS its TETHER and charges Mike.
Sam and Wade see this and run after it.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - OSTRICH PEN - DAY
Mike doesn't see the dog. He's too busy looking in the
hole.
INT. UNDERGROUND BURROW - TRAPDOOR SPIDER POV - MIKE
The kid is FRAMED IN the burrow opening just a few feet
away.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - OSTRICH PEN - DAY
Mike senses something approaching in the darkness.
Suddenly he's grabbed from behind. Sam drags him away as
CLYDE the cattle dog continues BARKING.
WADE
(to Clyde)
Now you're on the job?! What the
hell were you doin' last night?!
SAM
Come on, Mike. Let's hit it.
Sam leads her son toward the house. Mike glances back.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - DIRT DRIVEWAY - DAY
Mike and Sam are in the cop car. Wade is at Sam's
window.
WADE
I need to know what happened to my
birds!
(CONTINUED)
38.
CONTINUED:
SAM
If I find anything I'll let you
know.
(a beat)
So you can fill out that insurance
form.
Sam drives down the driveway. Wade takes off his hat and
wipes his brow. He watches Clyde run parallel to the
accelerating police car.
INT. POLICE CAR (DIRT DRIVEWAY) - DAY
Sam eyes the road ahead. Mike is lost in thought.
MIKE
We have to go back.
SAM
Mike?
MIKE
That was a trapdoor spider's
burrow.
SAM
What are you talking about?
MIKE
Joshua was feeding his spiders
bugs from the creek. And they
were getting bigger.
Mike glances out the window at the dog running nearby.
MIKE
(agitated)
What if they didn't stop growing?
What if they broke out of their
tanks. Ate Joshua. And went into
the mines?
Sam looks at him like he's out of his mind.
MIKE
That could be why the other
species are coming out into the
open. They're trying to get away
from the giant spiders.
(a beat)
The ecosystem is out of balance.
(CONTINUED)
39.
CONTINUED:
SAM
Have you been overdosing your
Ritalin?
She checks him for a fever.
EXT. WADE'S RANCH - DIRT DRIVEWAY - FENCE LINE - DAY
CLYDE runs next to the car. Suddenly he disappears
underground with a YELP. Only still frame on a DVD
player will capture the trapdoor spider's lunge from a
camouflaged den. The dog's empty collar rolls to a stop
in a cloud of dust.
INT. POLICE CAR (DIRT DRIVEWAY) - DAY
Mike turns from his mother and looks out the window. He
is confused when he doesn't see any sign of the dog.
MIKE
Maybe I am losing it...
He checks himself for a fever.
INT. ABANDONED TRUCK STOP (DESERT) - DAY
A dingy collection of buildings surrounded by dunes and
rock. The structures have boarded windows. Graffiti on
the walls. Teenagers hang out. Off-road motorcycles
parked nearby.
Bret Hale's monster truck does donuts in the parking lot.
Ashley hangs out the passenger window shrieking with
glee.
INT. BRET'S TRUCK (TRUCK STOP) - DAY
Bret smokes a Phillies Blunt as he donuts his TRUCK.
Ashley laughs hysterically. Bret steers them around to
the back of the truck stop. He SKIDS to a stop.
ASHLEY
Woo-hoo!
Bret offers his stogie. Ashley refuses. Bret puffs
away.
ASHLEY
Haven't you had enough of that?
(CONTINUED)
40.
CONTINUED:
BRET
No such thing. Norman's bud is
da'kine.
He coughs and they both laugh.
BRET
When I medal at the X-Games, Honda
will give me full sponsorship.
Then I'll take you with me on the
Supercross tour.
Ashley is silent.
BRET
Are you still thinking about going
away?
ASHLEY
I don't know. I want to do
something with my life, Bret.
Help people. Maybe med school is
still an option.
BRET
Not if you keep hanging out with
me.
ASHLEY
Thanks, Mom.
They kiss. Things head toward a serious level of "get
down." Bret slides his hand up Ashley's shirt. Ashley
gets into it. But then Bret slides his hand toward the
buttons of her 501s. Ashley removes his hand.
ASHLEY
Slow down...
Bret persists. Ashley climbs off of him.
BRET
I thought you loved me.
ASHLEY
I do!
BRET
Then what's the problem? You want
to leave town. You don't want to
make out.
ASHLEY
I don't feel...
(CONTINUED)
41.
CONTINUED:
BRET
What?
ASHLEY
I don't want to lose my virginity
in the front seat of a monster
truck.
BRET
Why didn't you say so? We can go
outside. I've got a blanket in
the back.
ASHLEY
No... I guess... I'm just not
ready.
BRET
Tammy and Larry do it every night!
ASHLEY
Then call them! Have a menage a
trois!
BRET
Come on, Ashley. Mommy's not
around. You don't have to play
the good girl. Let Daddy give you
what you really want.
Bret goes after her once more. Ashley's not into it.
ASHLEY
Please, Bret... Please don't...
But Bret won't listen. Ashley isn't strong enough to
fight him. She reaches into her purse and pulls out her
stun gun. She rams it up in Bret's crotch and pulls the
trigger.
Bret howls like a baboon in a wood chipper. He
spasmodically jerks off of Ashley and tumbles out the
driver's side door.
EXT. BEHIND TRUCK STOP - DAY
Bret twitches on the ground.
BRET
My balls? Ahh! My balls!
(looks down)
I pissed myself?! Damn, bee-otch!
(CONTINUED)
42.
CONTINUED:
Ashley watches from the truck.
ASHLEY
I told you to back off!
Ashley closes the door of the truck and rolls up the
windows.
Bret is dazed as he gets to his feet. Then his eyes
rack-focus to a nearby dune. A Rottweiler-sized jumping
spider stands atop it. Two large eyes surrounded by six
smaller orbs. Orange and black designs on its abdomen.
Wiry hair. Dagger-sized fangs. Bret can't quite believe
what he sees.
Ashley STARTS the TRUCK. This snaps Bret back to
reality.
BRET
Ashley, wait!
ASHLEY
Screw you, Bret. I'm going home.
Bret sees the spider leisurely coming down off the dune.
He runs over to the door of the pickup and tries to open
it.
BRET
Please! Open the door! I'm
sorry!
ASHLEY
I can't believe my mom was right
about you. Do you know how
embarrassing that is?
Ashley starts to pull away. Bret keeps banging on the
glass.
BRET
Open the door, baby! I love you!
I want to marry you! Have my
children! Please!
Ashley flips him the bird and BURNS RUBBER. As the truck
moves out of the way, Bret finds himself staring at
several more jumping spiders that are methodically
approaching. Bret sprints around to the other side of
the truck stop.
43.
EXT. TRUCK STOP - PARKING LOT - DAY
Bret runs from behind the building. Larry Witzer and a
bunch of other kids see him coming.
LARRY
Dude, did you piss in your pants?
RANDY
Ha-ha! Bret pissed his pants!
All the kids start laughing and pointing at Bret. None
of them see the approaching jumping spiders.
BRET
Get out of here! They're coming!
RANDY
The only one coming is you, dude.
Larry and Randy high-five. A jumping spider lands on
Randy's back, piercing him with its fangs, throwing him
to the ground. Randy screams. The kids have a front-row
seat as the spider's pincers mash their buddy into an
edible pulp.
Bret leaps onto his MOTORCYCLE and FIRES it UP. Several
more jumping spiders bound across the parking lot.
BRET
Ride!
The kids scramble, leaping onto their bikes. One rider
is picked off by a spider. The others kick up rooster
tails as they accelerate away. The spiders chase them
into the dunes.
EXT. SAND DUNES - DAY
A wasteland on the outskirts of town. The sandy waves
are "surfed" by the noisy MOTORCYCLES. The jumping
spiders keep after them, leaping a dozen feet in a single
bound.
A biker is ripped off a motorcycle. The BIKE CRASHES.
Larry ends up with a jumper on his bike. Another biker
tries to kick it off, managing to knock the critter into
the motorcycle's spokes. The spider gets munched. But
then the courageous biker crashes and is set upon by a
hungry jumper.
Larry continues riding. But a spider lands on his back
and sinks fangs into his spine. Larry yells bloody
murder.
(CONTINUED)
44.
CONTINUED:
Bret sees Larry go down in a cloud of gore and sand.
Bret is the only human left. A jumper comes after him in
mid-air. Bret does an X-Games style rocket air, kicking
backward with booted legs. He knocks the spider away and
keeps on riding.
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
Three familiar trucks cruise down the highway. This time
they are devoid of any toxic waste cargo.
INT. THIRD TRUCK - HIGHWAY - DAY
Pig Pen stares fixedly at the endless road ahead of him.
SELF-HELP TAPE (V.O.)
I will live every moment of my
life as if it were my last.
PIG PEN
I will live every moment of my
life as if it were my last.
Suddenly Bret Hale wheelies across the road. A jumping
spider explodes against the windshield. Spider guts
splatter everywhere. Pig Pen screams as he JAMS on the
BRAKES.
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
The TRUCK jack-knifes into a line of telephone poles.
Knocking them over and rolling multiple times before
EXPLODING. Several jumping spiders are caught in the
blast. Bret Hale rides on with several more jumpers
behind.
INT. PALMER HOUSE - MIKE'S ROOM - DAY
The black and white classic: Tarantula, plays over an
old TV and VCR. Mike is at his computer, downloading a
spider encyclopedia into his PDA. A message flashes
across the screen: CONNECTION LOST. Mike picks up the
telephone.
MIKE
Hello? Hello?
The line is dead.
45.
EXT. DESERT - DAY
Bret rides into a dead-end canyon with the spiders very
close behind. Bret steers for the mouth of a hillside
mine shaft.
INT HORIZONTAL MINE SHAFT - DAY
Bret speeds inside. He looks over his shoulder to check
for his pursuers, they're gone. Bret looks relieved. He
faces forward as... whack! A support beam knocks him
from his bike. The bike continues on into the tunnel
alone. From the sound of things it travels pretty far
before crashing.
Bret lies on the ground as dust settles onto his face.
He looks up at a support beam which begins to crack.
Bret moves clear just as the ceiling caves in, sealing
him in the mine.
EXT. MAIN STREET (TOWN) - DAY
Several locals put up more signs for missing pets.
INT. DINER/EXT. MAIN STREET (TOWN) - DAY
Harlan is kibitzing with Travis. Pete and Emma console
each other over dessert. Wade sits alone at a table for
two. The attractive WAITRESS on roller-skates give him a
fresh beer.
WAITRESS
The phones went down for some
reason. Maybe that's why Bret
didn't call. Did you want to go
ahead and order?
WADE
Just give me the usual.
WAITRESS
One ostrich steak, comin' up.
Wade reacts glumly to the word "ostrich."
INT. MUSEUM - KITCHEN - DAY
Gladys smokes as she puts together the fixings for a
large meal. She has a cookbook out. Pots and pans.
Chris enters. Gladys quickly drops her cigarette in the
disposal.
(CONTINUED)
46.
CONTINUED:
GLADYS
What are you doing home?
CHRIS
Need some rat traps.
GLADYS
Try the basement.
CHRIS
What is all this?
GLADYS
I wanted to surprise you with a
special dinner. Turkey De La
Gladys.
CHRIS
I'll have mine without Nicotine.
GLADYS
Not as good that way.
Chris goes through a nearby door to the basement.
INT. MUSEUM - BASEMENT - DAY
Chris comes downstairs. He rummages through some junk.
comes up with several rat traps. He turns around to
discover an odd hole in the wall. He ventures over for a
look.
CHRIS
Rats...
Chris leans into the hole, his jacket restricts his
entry.
Chris pulls out of the hole, standing to reveal a large
male tarantula on his back. Chris is oblivious as he
takes off his jacket. The coat lands in a heap atop the
spider.
Chris gets back down and places one of the rat traps in
the hole. He doesn't notice the jacket moving behind
him.
Chris backs out of the hole. He picks up his jacket.
The spider is gone. He grabs his traps and heads
upstairs.
47.
INT. MUSEUM - DAY
Chris passes through the kitchen. He eyes Gladys warily.
CHRIS
Have you been smoking?
GLADYS
No.
Smoke pours out of her nostrils.
CHRIS
Gladys...
GLADYS
Get back to work. I'll see you
tonight.
Chris starts out.
GLADYS
Sam called for you.
Chris hesitates.
GLADYS
She wants you to come by the
station.
CHRIS
She really has it in for me.
GLADYS
Oh please.
CHRIS
What?
GLADYS
You two should just sleep together
and get it over with.
CHRIS
Me and Sam... Hook up...
GLADYS
I may be older than electricity,
but I used to be a nice-looking
piece of tail.
CHRIS
Too much information.
(CONTINUED)
48.
CONTINUED:
GLADYS
I'm not kidding. I got more
action than those chicks on VIP.
So when I tell you Sam thinks your
butt is U.S.D.A. choice...
CHRIS
This is where I throw up.
GLADYS
Don't tell me you don't think
she's a fox.
Chris mulls this over. Testing his own feelings. He
opens his mouth to ask another question. And then heads
out.
GLADYS
See you for dinner.
Gladys doesn't notice the basement DOOR CREAK open
slightly.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Sam is on the phone at her desk.
SAM
Nothing yet. I'm sorry. We're
still trying to get...
Chris enters.
SAM
Let me call you back.
(hangs up)
This has been one crazy day.
We've got missing pets, dead
ostriches. God only knows what's
next.
CHRIS
I'm sorry about yesterday. Wade
is... He knows how to push my
buttons.
SAM
I wanted to ask you...
CHRIS
On a date?
Sam freezes for a second. Chris laughs.
(CONTINUED)
49.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
I'm kidding. What did you want to
ask?
SAM
Have you noticed anything strange
in the mines?
CHRIS
Define strange.
SAM
I had spiders in my house. Hector
had roaches in his basement. Some
mice...
CHRIS
How about stampeding rats?
SAM
Were they running away from
something?
CHRIS
Could have been. Never saw them
do that before. I guess it
qualifies as strange.
Sam thinks this over.
CHRIS
Sam... Do you want to go out
sometime?
SAM
(taken aback)
Are you asking me out on a date?
CHRIS
Only if you're going to say yes.
Sam smiles slightly.
INT. MUSEUM - KITCHEN - DAY
The basement door is wide open. Gladys mixes food in a
bowl. A cigarette with a massive ash hangs off her lip.
A male tarantula moves across the ceiling. The creature
is the size of a pit bull. Two quivering palps flank
dart-sized fangs. Multiple eyes the size of quarters.
Hair all over.
(CONTINUED)
50.
CONTINUED:
Gladys is oblivious to the ominous threat above her. As
she works, the spider shadows her. Every time the spider
is about to strike, she goes another direction to get
spices, utensils, a pan.
Gladys places her bowl on the stove. Suddenly the
tarantula drops onto the stove right in front of her.
Gladys shrieks. The tarantula lashes out at her. Gladys
grabs a frying pan and smashes it across the face as she
stumbles backward. The spider reels, striking the burner
knobs, turning on the gas.
Gladys registers the sound of ESCAPING GAS. She looks
back toward the fuse box and makes a run for it. As she
goes, the tarantula fires a webline at her.
Gladys gets the fuse off the top of the fuse box, but the
webline prevents her from slotting it home.
Gladys strains with all her might, finally slots the
fuse. She turns toward the kitchen just in time to see
the broken burner spark to life. The gas ignites. The
tarantula is engulfed in flame.
Gladys is knocked down by the blast. She lies on her
back when a second male tarantula nails her with a
webline. Gladys screams as she's dragged across the
floor toward the basement door.
The fire grows more intense, spreading quickly.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
CHRIS
So that's a 'No.'
SAM
My kids are the world to me,
Chris. When their dad left... it
really took a toll. On all of us.
I can't go through that again. I
won't.
CHRIS
No... I understand... I don't know
what I was thinking...
(laughs)
Gladys has some crazy ideas. I'm
gonna kill her.
Deputy Pete throws open the door.
(CONTINUED)
51.
CONTINUED:
PETE
The museum's on fire!
OFF Chris's look.
EXT. BURNING MUSEUM - DAY
The museum burns. The volunteer fire department attacks
the conflagration. All the locals are there to help.
Sam's COP CAR SKIDS to a stop. Chris leaps out. Stares
at the fire for a beat. And then he charges toward the
inferno. Sam tackles him from behind. Pinning him to
the ground.
CHRIS
No! Let me go! Gladys! Let me
go!
The museum collapses. Chris watches it burn to the
ground.
EXT. MUSEUM - DAY (LATER)
The fire is out. The once-proud building is now a
smoldering pile of rubble. Locals stand in small groups.
Chris wanders through the ruins as firemen mop up. He
picks something out of the char. The map of the mines.
Almost completely burned. Soaked with water. He stares
at it for a heavy beat. All that remains of his legacy.
Sam steps up.
SAM
Maybe she got out.
Sam puts a comforting hand on his shoulder.
CHRIS
(devastated)
She was cooking. The stove was
broken.
SAM
Why don't you come home with me?
We'll get you cleaned up.
Chris hesitates for a moment. And then he lets the map
fall. He walks out of the ruins with Sam.
(CONTINUED)
52.
CONTINUED:
Mike stands off to the side. He spots something near the
edge of the ruins. He goes over to pick it up. It's a
piece of arachnid exoskeleton. A spider's leg. Big.
Very big. Travis the fire chief warns him away.
TRAVIS
Get away from there, Mike!
Mike hurries clear with his prize. He puts it on the
ground, sketches the outline of a spider to fit the scale
of the leg.
MIKE
Holy God...
Mike looks around for his mom. He sees her driving off
in the cop car with Chris.
MIKE
Mom! Wait!
EXT. PALMER HOUSE - DUSK
The sun hangs low in the sky. Sam's cop car parks beside
Bret's monster truck.
INT. PALMER HOUSE - DAY
Ashley watches TV. A doctor resuscitates a dying patient
with CPR. The doctor counts as he pumps the man's chest.
TV DOCTOR (V.O.)
One... two... three...
Ashley watches intently. The patient is revived.
TV DOCTOR (V.O.)
Helping people never gets old.
Ashley hears KEYS in the front DOOR. She quickly
switches channels to MTV. Sam enters with Chris.
SAM
Is Bret here?
ASHLEY
No.
SAM
Then why is his truck out front?
(CONTINUED)
53.
CONTINUED:
ASHLEY
Don't worry about it.
SAM
What do you mean? What happened?
ASHLEY
Nothing.
Ashley starts crying. Sam goes to comfort her daughter.
Chris stands by in shock. Watching, Upset.
ASHLEY
Nothing happened, alright!
Ashley runs off to her room. Sam follows.
Chris stands alone for a beat. He walks to the kitchen
and pulls a bottle of Vodka from the freezer. He puts
the cold bottle against his head and neck. Trying to
cool off.
Mike bursts into the house carrying his piece of
exoskeleton. He sees Chris opening the bottle of vodka.
MIKE
Spiders shed their skins when they
grow.
Chris looks at Mike for a moment.
MIKE
Like snakes.
CHRIS
Gladys is dead.
Chris drinks vodka straight from the bottle.
MIKE
Maybe not.
That got Chris's attention.
MIKE
This is a tarantula's leg. Or it
was. It's an exoskeleton, to be
scientific.
CHRIS
It's a little large.
(CONTINUED)
54.
CONTINUED:
Chris has another gulp of vodka as Mike holds up his
Cassiopeia full of spider data. He shows Chris a video
of a male tarantula mummifying its food. Chris watches
in amazement.
MIKE
See! Male tarantulas wrap their
prey in webbing. Tight like a
mummy. The food stays alive so
they can eat it later.
Sam enters the room in time to overhear this.
SAM
Mike, please. Now isn't the time.
Chris looks up at Sam.
CHRIS
They keep their food alive.
Mike hands his mother the new piece of exoskeleton.
SAM
What is this?
MIKE
A spider's leg!
Sam flinches, dropping the object to the floor.
MIKE
Careful!
SAM
No. That's a piece of cactus.
Look... It's covered with spines.
MIKE
Those are quills! Tarantulas can
flick them at you like darts!
Mike does an odd flicking motion. Kind of like a dog
scratching a flea.
SAM
Giant tarantulas?
MIKE
Tarantulas! Wolfs! Trapdoors!
Joshua had a ton of exotics!
(CONTINUED)
55.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
If there were giant spiders
roaming the desert, don't you
think somebody would've seen them
by now?
MIKE
The jumpers hunt in daylight. But
not the others. They only come
out when the sun goes down!
The group looks to the window, the sun hangs low in the
sky.
EXT. TOWN - DUSK
Prosperity is bathed in sunset. The mine shaft entrances
are clearly visible. Like black holes of malevolent
promise.
INT. PALMER HOUSE - GARAGE - DAY
The garage is cluttered. Old station wagon. Bikes.
Skis. Sam leads Chris to a bag full of her ex-husband's
clothes.
SAM
I guess I should watch more
'Oprah.' It must be a textbook
'no-dad' kind of thing.
Chris shifts awkwardly. In shock. Sad. Sam holds up a
flannel shirt.
CHRIS
That one looks kind of scratchy.
Sam holds up a shirt that Chris approves of. He takes it
and proceeds to take off his old soot-stained shirt.
SAM
All Jason cared about was getting
out and starting over. I guess
that included buying a new
wardrobe.
Sam turns to pass Chris a pair of Levis. He's buttoning
up the new shirt. Chris takes the pants. He doesn't
register Sam ogling his exposed chest.
(CONTINUED)
56.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
Gladys thought I should sell...
but you know... I never wanted to
get rich. If it was about the
money, I would have sold out to
Wade a long time ago.
Chris moves behind the car and takes off his pants.
CHRIS
I think I just wanted to prove the
gold was down there. That my
family wasn't crazy to keep
looking. Even after we'd lost so
much. And now... she's gone, too.
SAM
I'm sorry, Chris.
CHRIS
Do you know what I'm trying to
say?
SAM
It wasn't about spending the gold,
it was about finding it.
CHRIS
That's right. That's exactly
right.
Sam glimpses Chris through car windows. The poor guy's
struggling to pull on some 501s. Sam turns away, but
catches sight of him in a propped-up glass door.
CHRIS
Remind me never to let you do my
laundry.
She turns, only to see him in a mirror. He steps out
from behind the car. Sam stares at him.
SAM
They look great.
INT. ASHLEY'S ROOM - SUNSET
A melancholy N'SYNC ballad plays over a BOOM BOX. Ashley
sits on her bed with her back to the open window. The
sun setting in the distance. She rips up the photographs
of Bret.
(CONTINUED)
57.
CONTINUED:
Ashley doesn't notice the Great Dane-sized spitting
spider crawling in through her window. It is striped
like a jungle predator.
It comes all the way into the room and then lingers among
Ashley's stuffed animal collection.
INT. MIKE'S ROOM - DUSK
Mike checks the phone. Still dead. He types at his
computer, entering the specification of the piece of
exoskeleton. A digital representation of a spider grows
on his monitor screen. Showing Mike exactly how big the
spider would be after shedding this skin. Mike is
distracted by the LOUD MUSIC coming from Ashley's room.
MIKE
Can't you turn that down?!
INT. ASHLEY'S ROOM - DUSK
MIKE (O.S.)
I'm doing spider research!
Ashley stops ripping. She goes to the pile of animals,
oblivious to the spider. The beast doesn't move. Ashley
grabs a pink teddy bear with a heart on its belly. She
returns to bed and cuts the bear's heart out with
scissors.
The spitting spider sneaks up behind Ashley. As it
moves, so does Ashley. She scoops up the torn photos and
mutilated bear, dumping them in the trash. She turns
around to find the giant spider on her bed. She freezes
momentarily.
ASHLEY
(sotto)
Spider... Mike... Spider...
Ashley sees her stun gun is on the dresser. She lunges
for it. She's almost got it. The spider squirts two
lines of gummy web at Ashley. The glop hits her int he
chest, carries her backward. Glues her to the wall.
INT. GARAGE - NIGHT
Chris finishes dressing. He faces Sam. There is an odd
moment as they find themselves standing close. If the
circumstances were different they'd probably end up
kissing. And then they hear ASHLEY'S bloodcurdling
SCREAM.
58.
INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT
Mike pops out of his door. Sam and Chris run down the
hallway. Sam yanks open the door to Ashley's room.
INT. ASHLEY'S ROOM - NIGHT
Sam, Chris and Mike stand in the doorway staring at a
giant spider menacing Ashley. The spitter fires another
webby blast, sticking the girl's legs to the wall.
MIKE
Wow! A scytodes spitter!
Chris pushes past Sam and Mike. He grabs a chair and
shoves it at the spitter like a lion tamer. The spider
backs off. Sam takes off running down the hallway.
ASHLEY
Where are you going?
INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Sam runs up to find a gun case. She tries to get a
shotgun, but finds it locked. She doesn't have the key.
Sam grabs objects in the room and smashes the gun rack to
pieces.
INT. ASHLEY'S ROOM - NIGHT
Chris has the chair in one hand to fend off the spider.
With the other hand he tries to get Ashley out of the
webbing. Mike stands nearby reading from his Cassiopeia.
MIKE
The scytodes spits a gooey
discharge to immobilize their
prey.
ASHLEY
No shit!
The spider hits Chris's chair with a blast of webbing.
The chair is blown from his hand, and stuck to the wall.
Chris stands weaponless before the spider.
ASHLEY
Use my stun g...
Ashley is nailed in the face with another blast of goo.
Mouth sealed shut. Chris reaches under the bed and
pushes it over on to the spitter. The spider leaps clear
onto the wall.
(CONTINUED)
59.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
(reads)
Watch its fangs! The spitter's
fangs move from side to side as it
fires!
CHRIS
I'll keep that in mind.
Chris grabs the spitter from behind and drags it off the
wall. The spider turns to fight. Chris wrestles it to
the ground. He sees the fangs begin to move from side to
side and rolls clear of a point-blank web shot.
INT. SAM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Sam takes a purposeful step back and launches a spinning
roundhouse kick that snaps the shotgun out of its
binding. She grabs the bang stick and runs from the
room.
INT. ASHLEY'S ROOM - NIGHT
Chris puts himself between Ashley and the spider. He
looks for a weapon. Lunges for the scissors, but the
spitter nails him with a blast of glue. Chris is flung
across the room and stuck to the wall by the sleeve of
his shirt. He shrugs out of it and makes another grab
for his scissors. He gets them.
MIKE
Get under it! Stab it in the
abdomen! They don't have any
armor down there!
CHRIS
How am I supposed to do that!?
The spider leaps at Chris... and EXPLODES in midair.
Bits of gore shower Chris. He stands to see Sam in the
door with her shotgun. Chris is covered in spider guts.
CHRIS
I'm gonna need some new pants.
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Sam finishes loading new shells into her shotgun and then
pops a fresh clip into her 9mm. Chris comes out of the
garage wearing clean clothes. Sam chucks him the pistol.
(CONTINUED)
60.
CONTINUED:
SAM
Ever used one of these?
CHRIS
I'm a fast learner.
Chris tries to put the gun in his pocket. And then his
waistband. But these damn pants are too tight.
Ashley uses scissors to cut web out of her hair.
MIKE
I told you! I told you all! But
nobody ever listens to Mike!
Still think I'm crazy, Mom?
SAM
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
Ashley is about to hyperventilate.
SAM
Calm down, baby.
ASHLEY
There aren't enough wine coolers
in the world to calm me down!
SAM
I won't let anything happen to
you.
Sam ka-chacks a fresh round into her shotgun.
CHRIS
What other spiders did Joshua
have?
MIKE
Spitters, jumpers, orb weavers,
tarantulas...
CHRIS
Why couldn't he keep goldfish like
a normal person?
Sam checks the phone. It's dead.
SAM
We need to warn people.
CHRIS
How about the radio station?
(CONTINUED)
61.
CONTINUED:
SAM
Good one. We'll go to Harlan's.
ASHLEY
Outside? You want to go outside?
EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - PALMER HOUSE- NIGHT
Chris and Sam open the front door of the house. Sam
looks one way. Chris the other.
No giant spiders lurking about. Chris and Sam continue
onto the lawn. Mike and Ashley watch from the safety of
the doorway. They listen to the comforting SOUNDS OF a
SUMMER NIGHT.
SAM
It's okay...
Mike and Ashley move out of the doorway. Joining the
adults. They move toward the cop car.
EXT. STREETS (TOWN) - NIGHT
The cop car cruises. The occupants peer out the windows.
Everything appears normal. Although no people are
visible.
EXT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - NIGHT
Sam, Chris, and the kids move away from the cop car to
the door. They are at the far end of town. All appears
to be normal.
INT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - NIGHT
Harlan is broadcasting.
HARLAN
... I'm saying the invasion has
already occurred. The aliens are
among us. But they've taken
common forms. They hide in plain
sight.
Harlan is startled as Sam and the others enter with guns.
SAM
We need to make an emergency
broadcast.
(CONTINUED)
62.
CONTINUED:
HARLAN
What happened?
MIKE
Giant spider invasion.
Harlan's jaw drops. Sam takes the microphone.
CHRIS
What are you going to say? You
can't tell them the truth.
SAM
(into microphone)
Is this thing on? Hello? This is
Sam Palmer. We have an emergency
situation.
EXT. STREET (TOWN) - NIGHT
SAM (V.O.)
A pack of rabid coyotes is loose
in town.
Wolf spiders crawl across rooftops. Spitters scale
buildings Tarantulas lurk in the shadows. Jumpers
scuttle out of the mineshafts. Trapdoors prepare their
burrows.
INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
This funky old couple relaxes in their LaZee-Boys.
SAM (V.O.)
They are extremely dangerous.
The forelegs of a tarantula reach over the top of the
man's recliner, yanking him clean out. The woman is
oblivious as her husband is dragged away across the
floor.
EXT. HANK AND EMMA'S HOME - NIGHT
Emma bursts out of the front door, screaming
hysterically. Hank is behind her with the SawzAll. A
wolf spider crawls after them from inside the house.
SAM (V.O.)
Arm yourselves with any weapons
you can find.
Hank raises the saw, overextending the power cable. He
loses power. Drops the saw and runs for his life.
63.
INT. BARBERSHOP - NIGHT
Floyd and Leroy use brooms to fend off several wolf
spiders.
SAM (V.O.)
Stay together and head for the
mall.
INT. DINER - NIGHT
A spider eats the chef. The waitress roller-skates away
from an arachnid. She jumps through the window into the
street.
EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT
A family piles into their mini-van. Oblivious to the
jumper hiding in the "way back." They close the door and
drive off.
INT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - NIGHT
Harlan has donned a vintage football helmet and pads.
CHRIS
The mall?
SAM
The walls are concrete and the
exits have steel gates. We could
hold an entire army of giant
spiders from inside.
ASHLEY
You just said giant spider on the
air.
Sam sees the microphone is keyed.
HARLAN
Now that's great radio!
SAM
Not giant spiders! I meant to
say...
Harlan notices long spider legs passing the window.
HARLAN
The aliens!
64.
EXT. HARLAN'S TRAILER - NIGHT
Sam and the others spill out of the trailer. They head
for the cop car. As they get closer, a wolf spider
climbs onto the car's roof and gnaws on the light bar.
Sam raises her gun to blast it.
MIKE
Wait, Mom! The noise will attract
more of them!
CHRIS
Let's try for the mall.
Sam leads the others toward town.
EXT. MAIN STREET - NIGHT
Chris and Sam hang onto the panicked kids. Harlan brings
up the rear. The place is chaos. People are chased by
spiders. Dragged by spiders. Killed by spiders. Eaten
by spiders.
CHRIS
My truck's at the museum.
SAM
Your keys?
CHRIS
In my other pants.
MIKE
Look out!
The group flees a trio of goo-firing spitters. Suddenly
a familiar mini-van races past.
HARLAN
Stop! Take us with you!
Harlan tries to flag down the speeding ride but sees...
The van's occupants are locked in combat with a jumper.
The beast is inside their vehicle and tearing them to
pieces. The van crashes.
EXT. POWER LINES (MAIN STREET, TOWN) - NIGHT
A group of orb weavers scurry across power lines. They
hit a transformer, shorting it out. The entire town is
suddenly plunged into darkness. Headlights. GUNFIRE.
Moonlight. Spotty illumination for the arachnids'
feeding frenzy.
65.
EXT. ALLEY (TOWN) - NIGHT
A dumpster. The lid rises slightly. Wade Hale peers out
from within. He lifts the lid higher, oblivious to the
wolf spider on top of it. The spider reaches down at
him.
WADE
No! Please!
The spider is suddenly BLOWN AWAY by Sam and Chris. Wade
climbs out of the dumpster.
WADE
Thank you!
Chris and Sam move on with the kids. Wade runs after
them. Mike looks at garbage-covered Wade.
MIKE
You stink.
WADE
(to Ashley)
Have you seen Bret?
ASHLEY
He was out at the dunes.
SAM
Go ahead. I've got your butt.
CHRIS
What?
SAM
Your back! I've got your back!
Chris gives Sam a funny look. Maybe Gladys was right...
EXT. MAIN STREET - NIGHT
Sam leads her group down toward the mall. Other groups
of survivors do likewise. As they get closer to the mall
the groups coalesce into one large pack. We recognize
Deputy Pete. Fireman Travis. The roller-skating
waitress. Floyd. Leroy. Hank. Emma. And many other
locals.
EXT. DESERT (NEAR MALL) - NIGHT
Sam and Chris are at the front of the mob with their
kids.
(CONTINUED)
66.
CONTINUED:
Suddenly a trapdoor spider pops out of the ground. It
grabs Travis the fire chief, and pulls him under, quickly
replacing the roof of its den. TRAVIS SCREAMS
underground.
MIKE
Trapdoors! They're all around us!
SAM
How can we spot them?
Mike consults his Cassiopeia.
MIKE
I didn't download that part!
ASHLEY
You dork!
The group wheels at the MUFFLED SOUNDS. They see
nothing. They hear another MUFFLED SCREAM, and the top
of the spider's den pops up. Travis drags himself out of
it.
TRAVIS
Help... me... please...
He is dragged back underground.
The group continues toward the mall entrance. Suddenly a
gun-toting hunter is grabbed by a trapdoor. He goes
cyclic, madly FIRING his GUN into the air as he's dragged
under.
More beasts rise out of their dens. Reaching for the
humans.
CHRIS
Keep going!
Chris and the others flee toward the mall. Some of them
SHOOT at the spiders as they run.
Leroy is grabbed by a trapdoor. Floyd tries to help but
the spider plunges its fangs into poor Leroy, dragging
him under.
The group clears the trapdoor minefield. But some of the
spiders have vacated their dens and are coming after
them.
67.
EXT. MALL ENTRANCE - NIGHT
Chris and Sam and the kids lead just fifteen other
survivors to the glass doors. The doors are locked.
Wade pulls out a ring of fifty keys and fumbles with them
desperately.
ASHLEY
There's someone inside!
The group sees Norman the dope dealer janitor approaching
out of the gloom. He's staring at them all curiously.
NORMAN
We're closed.
Sam points her gun at him. Norman raise his hands in
shock.
NORMAN
Wait! I have a prescription!
It's for my glaucoma!
SAM
Open this goddamn door!
NORMAN
Yes, ma'am.
Norman unlocks the door and lets the group in.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
The survivors hustle inside. They lock the glass doors
behind them. The spiders are still coming.
MIKE
Get away from the doors!
NORMAN
Be cool, little dude. They're
locked.
MIKE
Glass won't stop them!
The spiders begin smashing through the glass doors.
Chris and Sam SHOOT to keep them back. People flee into
the mall.
SAM
The gates! Close the gates!
(CONTINUED)
68.
CONTINUED:
Wade and Norman proceed to lower the slotted steel
security gates. Only problem is: Sam and Chris are on
the other side.
ASHLEY
Mom!
MIKE
Hurry up!
Sam and Chris see the gate coming down. They run for it
and slide underneath just as the gate comes down. A
massive trapdoor slams up against the metal. But the
metal holds.
SAM
Shut the other entrances!
Norman and Chris run toward the opposite end of the mall.
INT. MALL - SOUTH ENTRANCE - NIGHT
Chris and Norman arrive. Spiders are SMASHING through
the GLASS. Chris and Norman bring the gate down. They
back away as more spiders slam against the steel.
NORMAN
Trick or treat.
Chris and Norman head back to join the others. They
find...
INT. HOME AND GARDEN STORE (MALL) - NIGHT
The survivors gather makeshift weapons. Floyd take a
chainsaw off the wall. Norman practices swinging a heavy
sledgehammer, accidentally toppling a stack of paint
cans. Hank stands before a display of circular buzz
saws.
Chris goes to where Sam doles out the few firearms.
CHRIS
We're sealed up at both ends.
Sam hands Chris a shotgun. He tries to get the feel of
it.
SAM
You pump the slide to jack in a
fresh round. Point at your target
and squeeze.
(CONTINUED)
69.
CONTINUED:
Chris tries it out, pumping the slide. A shell flies out
the slide of the weapon and hits Wade in the head.
WADE
Watch it!
CHRIS
Like that?
Sam shakes her head and takes the gun back. She pulls a
machete off the wall and hands it to Chris.
SAM
Try not to cut yourself.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
The place has the feeling of a fortress under a siege.
Separate groups of townspeople are stationed at the
entrances to watch the spiders' every move.
INT. MALL - NORTH ENTRANCE - NIGHT
WADE
Why didn't we see them earlier?
MIKE
For the last time! They can't
handle the sunlight. They were
waiting in the mines for the sun
to go down!
CHRIS
Then at daybreak they'll go back
inside. We can walk out the front
door.
MIKE
We won't make it that long.
ASHLEY
They're gonna come in after us?
MIKE
They're growing very fast. They
need food to sustain that kind of
development.
HANK
Someone should go out and get
help.
(CONTINUED)
70.
CONTINUED:
EMMA
You go, Sam.
SAM
Me?
WADE
You're the sheriff.
SAM
I don't have that many handcuffs.
PETE
What about the police radio?
SAM
You're not goin' back out there,
Pete. None of us are.
CHRIS
Radio Shack is full of cell
phones.
WADE
But the signal won't get out of
the valley. That's why we
couldn't sell any of the damn
things.
HARLAN
My antenna...
The group looks up. The moon-cast shadow of the antenna
is visible on the skylights that run the length of the
mall.
HARLAN
I could climb up to the top. I
bet I could get a signal out.
WADE
Great idea. You should do that.
CHRIS
I'll cover you, Harlan.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
Wade leads Chris and Harlan toward an access door. Sam
stands with her kids. Watching. Chris looks over his
shoulder for one last look. Sam runs up to him, gives
him the shotgun.
(CONTINUED)
71.
CONTINUED:
SAM
Are you sure you can handle this?
CHRIS
(re: pants)
While I'm gone, do you think you
could find me a size 32?
SAM
I'll do my best.
(a beat)
Uhh... Do you want to go out
sometime? Dinner? Maybe a movie?
Chris takes her in his arms and plants a kiss on her
lips.
Wade holds open the nearby access door.
WADE
Hey, loverboy... you've got a town
to save.
Chris and Harlan head out. Sam watches them disappear
through the door and then returns to the survivors.
ASHLEY
You're not really going to get him
bigger pants are you?
SAM
No way.
INT. MALL - ACCESS STAIRS - NIGHT
Wade leads Chris and Harlan up a tight staircase. The
door at the top is identified as "Roof Access." Wade
reaches the door. The others bunch up behind him.
CHRIS
Don't even think about locking
this door.
WADE
I'll be right here waiting.
Wade slowly opens the roof door.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - NIGHT
Chris and Harlan step onto the roof with their gear. No
sign of any spiders.
(CONTINUED)
72.
CONTINUED:
Wade closes the door behind them and locks it. Chris and
Harlan aren't happy to hear that LOCK TURN.
They sneak across the roof toward the base of the
antenna.
CHRIS
It looks clear.
Harlan starts climbing. Chris stands guard at the
bottom. Neither of them sees the horde of spiders
climbing up the side of the building toward the roof.
INT. VICTORIA'S SECRET - MALL - NIGHT
Mike collects perfume. Packing it into his pockets like
grenades. Ashley is nearby, checking out the lingerie.
ASHLEY
I didn't know you wore cologne.
MIKE
I don't. It's spider repellent.
Sam steps in through the door.
SAM
Let's stay together, guys.
ASHLEY
(holds up a teddy)
Can I get this?
SAM
Move it!
The kids run out to join their mom. After they go...
The grill of an air vent is pushed open. A huge spitting
spider pushes its way through. Dropping to the floor.
Another spider follows.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - ANTENNA - NIGHT
Harlan is high up on the antenna. He has a cell phone in
hand. It still indicates: "NO SERVICE." He keeps
climbing.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - NIGHT
Chris sees spiders flood onto the roof.
(CONTINUED)
73.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
We've got company!
He tries to COCK the SHOTGUN. Ejecting a shell out the
side.
CHRIS
This always looks so easy on TV!
Chris gets it figured out just in time to BLAST an
attacking spider. He fades back toward the antenna.
SHOOTING.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - ANTENNA - NIGHT
Harlan checks the phone.
HARLAN
I've got a signal!
He dials 911.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - NIGHT
Chris is surrounded by spiders. He starts climbing up
the antenna.
CHRIS
They're coming!
EXT. MALL - ROOF - ANTENNA - NIGHT
Harlan is on the phone. He hears...
OPERATOR (V.O.)
911 Emergency.
HARLAN
I'm calling from Prosperity
Nevada! We're being attacked by
giant spiders! The entire town
has been overrun!
Chris yells up to him.
CHRIS
No! Don't say that!
OPERATOR (V.O.)
This is Emergency Services. Not
dial-a-joke.
(CONTINUED)
74.
CONTINUED:
CLICK. The LINE GOES DEAD. Chris climbs up beside him.
He FIRES several BLASTS at the approaching spiders.
CHRIS
What happened?
HARLAN
They didn't believe me!
CHRIS
What a shock! Try again!
The spiders are closing in as Harlan re-dials.
OPERATOR (V.O.)
911 Emergency.
HARLAN
There was a massive explosion!
Everybody's dead!
OPERATOR (V.O.)
Sir, your number has been flagged
as a source of a crank call. I'm
afraid I must terminate this
conversation.
CLICK.
HARLAN
She hung up on me!
CHRIS
Climb!
Chris FIRES the SHOTGUN. The spiders are closing in.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
Sam gazes up at the skylight. She can see the silhouette
of Chris and Harlan climbing the antenna. Pursued by
spiders.
SAM
(sotto)
Oh my God...
Ashley screams in horror nearby.
ASHLEY
They're inside!
(CONTINUED)
75.
CONTINUED:
Sam whirls to see Ashley pointing at several spiders
coming out of Victoria's Secret. Sam runs over to fight
them.
WADE
Over here!
He faces off against more spiders coming through the Home
and Garden store.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - ANTENNA - NIGHT
Harlan is at the top. Chris is a bit lower. The spiders
are still coming. Chris SHOOTS at them. His GUN RUNS
DRY. He flips it around and butt-strokes an approaching
arac.
A spider fires a web at Harlan. Nails the poor guy. And
drags him off the antenna.
Harlan falls off the antenna, back toward the spiders.
Chris reaches out and grabs him. Holding Harlan's hand.
CHRIS
I've got you!
Harlan makes eye-contact with Chris. They're both about
to be killed unless...
HARLAN
Defend the human race!
CHRIS
No!
Harlan jerks away from Chris's hand. He cannonballs down
into the horde of spiders. Splattering several of the
beasts along with himself.
Chris throws the useless shotgun at an approaching arac
and climbs even higher. He pulls out his machete and
begins hacking at the guide-wires that hold the antenna
upright.
The spiders close in. Chris slices one wire. The
antenna quivers. Chris slices another wire. The antenna
shakes.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
Deputy Pete is standing with Sam and the kids when he's
jerked off his feet and hauled into the maw of an
arachnid.
(CONTINUED)
76.
CONTINUED:
SAM
Ashley! Mike!
She sees Mike and Ashley avoid an arac by taking refuge
inside the tunnels of the jungle gym.
Sam FIRES the GUNS like Annie Oakley, putting spiders
down left and right, trying to reach her kids.
Floyd the barber confronts a spider with his chain-saw.
FLOYD
Having a bad hair day?!
The spider charges. Floyd slices its legs off.
FLOYD
How about a little off the top!
He slices another arac.
EXT. MALL - ROOF - ANTENNA - NIGHT
Chris dodges a spider's webline. Several more come at
him.
CHRIS
You're going down!
Chris cuts the last wire and hikes out over the skylight.
The antenna keels over. Chris hangs tight as he drops
toward the glass.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
Sam looks up to see Chris come crashing down through the
skylight on the antenna. The antenna tilts in at a sixty
degree angle. Chris hangs off the end. Orb weavers ride
their weblines down to the floor of the mall.
Mike peeks out from the top of the jungle gym. He sees a
hundred spiders coming in on webs. Flooding out of the
stores. The devil-spawned monsters are everywhere!
MIKE
Arac attack!
Chris leaps from the antenna to a nearby web. He slides
down it like a pole, squashing the orb weaver at the
bottom. Sam runs to his side.
(CONTINUED)
77.
CONTINUED:
SAM
Did you get help?! Is anybody
coming!?
CHRIS
We're on our own!
Sam tosses him a gun and they head toward the jungle gym.
The waitress roller-skates away from the spiders. She
slaloms clear of several spitters. But gets tackled by a
jumper.
INT. MALL - JUNGLE GYM
Ashley and Mike are hiding.
ASHLEY
I can't stay in here!
Ashley starts to move out of the tube. She discovers the
end has been covered with web. She pushes it. Something
on the other side pushes back. Ashley scrambles back.
Mike is already moving. The kids flee through the tubes
to get away.
ASHLEY
What are they doing?
MIKE
(checks Cassiopeia)
They're trapping us like ants in a
log! Once they have all the exits
blocked, they'll come in through
the last one!
They see a way out, head for that exit, only to find a
spider coming through it. Mike tosses one of his perfume
grenades at the spider, covering their retreat.
Another spider comes after them through one of the tubes.
Mike chucks another perfume bottle. The spider cowers.
MIKE
We've gotta go!
Ashley finds a hole that leads to the slide.
ASHLEY
Here!
She starts down with Mike close behind. A large spider
looms at the end. Ashley tries to arrest her slide. But
it's no use. At the last second Sam's boot kicks the
arachnid clear.
78.
INT. MALL - NIGHT
Ashley and Mike pour out of the slide. Chris and Sam
finish off the spider and then run with the kids.
Emma runs parallel to them across the playground's
sandbox. Only to be yanked under by a trapdoor spider.
Hank sees this and goes after the spiders with all his
tools. Getting revenge with a nail gun in each hand.
HANK
It's tool time!
Floyd is still going crazy, slicing spiders with his
chain-saw, he lets out a victorious yell until a hungry
spider descends on him from above and knocks him to the
floor.
Chris passes a clothing store displaying Levi 501s. He
stops for a moment to look at the jeans.
SAM (O.S.)
Chris!
Chris continues on.
All of the survivors meet in the middle of the mall and
prepare for Custer's last stand. Spiders charge from all
directions.
Mike throws his perfume grenades. Sam and Chris SHOOT.
Others use their make-shift weapons.
Norman pulls out a joint and sparks it. Mike sees this
and gets an idea.
MIKE
Where do you grow your weed?!
NORMAN
Dude, if I tell you, I have to
kill you.
Norman takes a hit on his reefer.
MIKE
They're going to kill us, you
stoner!
Norman sees the army of spiders closing in.
NORMAN
Over here!
(CONTINUED)
79.
CONTINUED:
Norman opens an access door. Sam and the other survivors
run over and crowd through it. Norman shuts the door
behind them. The groups of pursuing spiders collide and
begin ripping each other to pieces in a feeding frenzy.
INT. MALL - ACCESS STAIRS - NIGHT
Norman leads the survivors down the tight hallway.
WADE
Where are you taking us?
NORMAN
To Shangri-la.
INT. MALL - BASEMENT POT ROOM - NIGHT
Norman leads the survivors into a basement room full of
pot paraphernalia. Hookahs. Weed growing in hydroponic
units under battery powered lights. Psychedelic posters.
NORMAN
You aren't going to arrest me for
this are you?
SAM
Not today.
The group can hear SPIDERS BASHING at the upstairs door.
WADE
(to Norman)
Oh great! Now you've trapped us!
Chris moves to the bottom of the stairs.
CHRIS
We should be able to hold them off
for a little while.
Suddenly a loud BANGING ERUPTS on the wall behind them.
ASHLEY
They're coming through the wall!
The group tightens up. Back to back. Ready for the end.
Suddenly a human hand punches through the wall.
CHRIS
What the hell?
(CONTINUED)
80.
CONTINUED:
Bret Hale rips through the drywall. Filthy but alive.
Standing in a horizontal mine shaft. He sees Sam's gun
pointed right at him.
BRET
I didn't touch her! I swear!
Sam looks at Ashley.
ASHLEY
Don't waste your bullets.
Wade embraces his son.
WADE
I thought you were a goner, boy!
Chris steps to the opening for a closer look at the mine.
CHRIS
We can get out this way!
ASHLEY
Aren't the spiders in there?
MIKE
Not until daylight.
The BANGING on the upper door gets more INTENSE.
Norman grabs a flashlight and a bunch of battery powered
grow lights from his weed farm. He passes them out to
the group.
Chris takes the flashlight and leads the way into the
mine shaft. Bret is shocked as the others follow him.
The group uses the grow lights, and flashlights.
BRET
You're going back in there?! Are
you all crazy!?
WADE
Come on, Bret!
BRET
No way! I'm not going!
Bret is alone in the room as the upper DOOR IMPLODES and
spiders flood downstairs. Bret dives through the
opening.
81.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - NIGHT
Bret runs past Sam and Chris. Sam FIRES her SHOTGUN at
the first spider that enters the tunnel. Her GUN CLICKS
DRY. She un-holsters her PISTOLS and FIRES.
CHRIS
Cover me!
SAM
What are you going to do?!
Chris uses the machete to cleave into the tunnel's upper
support beam. More spiders come into the tunnel. Sam
FIRES desperately. Chris keeps on hacking.
SAM
Hurry!
Sam's GUNS CLICK DRY. Spiders charge. Chris swings the
machete hard. The ROOF COLLAPSES onto the attacking
spiders.
Chris and Sam leap back. Landing in a heap. Clouds of
dust swirl around them. They are tangled up for an
awkward beat. Their faces just inches from each other...
SAM
Hold that thought.
They manage to disengage and move on.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - NIGHT
Chris and Sam move toward the bobbing lights of the few
remaining survivors.
WADE
We're trapped again!
CHRIS
At least they can't follow us.
SAM
Which way do we go?
CHRIS
I think we're in one of the old
tunnels.
SAM
Can you get us out of here?
CHRIS
Don't worry, Sam.
Chris takes point with the others following nervously.
82.
INT. MINES - JUNCTION - NIGHT
A boarded-up shaft entrance. Suddenly the WOOD
SPLINTERS. Chris and the others bash through. They file
into a slightly more open area with two branching
tunnels. The place is stacked from floor to ceiling with
barrels of toxic waste.
CHRIS
I don't believe it...
Mike recognizes the BioHazard warning label he saw on the
barrel in the drainage ditch.
MIKE
I've seen one of these before!
ASHLEY
What are they?
CHRIS
Toxic waste.
SAM
Where did you see it, Mike?
MIKE
The creek where Joshua gets his
spider food. There was one in the
water.
Chris starts toward the sloping tunnel.
CHRIS
We can get out this way!
BRET
No, we can't.
(turns to Wade)
Isn't that tunnel blocked off,
Dad?
Chris and the others look at Wade.
WADE
Uh... yeah... he's right. We
can't get out that way.
CHRIS
You did this?
WADE
I knew you'd never sell... We're
under my property so...
(CONTINUED)
83.
CONTINUED:
SAM
You put all of us at risk.
WADE
I didn't have a choice! I was
broke! They gave me a hundred
grand!
Sam punches him. Knocking Wade to the ground.
SAM
I think our lives are worth a
little more than that.
CHRIS
We're wasting time.
Chris heads toward the only exit available. The others
follow. Wade staggers to his feet. Stumbling after
them.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - NIGHT
Chris leads the group down a tunnel. They come across
bits of vintage mining gear. A string of old light bulbs
runs along the roof into both tunnels.
CHRIS
One end of these lights should be
connected to a generator. That'll
be near the entrance.
They continue down the tunnel. Entering...
INT. MINES - TARANTULA DEN - NIGHT
A large cavern. Animal carcasses litter the ground.
Some human remains. Dead pets. Dead ostriches.
WADE
My birds! You see, Sam? I wasn't
lying! That's what I can put on
the insurance form... giant
spiders!
ASHLEY
Ewww... what's that smell?
The others are reacting strongly.
(CONTINUED)
84.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
Methane. This cavern is full of
gas.
ASHLEY
What does that mean?
CHRIS
One spark and we're all dead.
Norman swallows his glowing joint.
Chris shines his flashlight on a pile of mummy bundles.
MIKE
That's what I was talking about,
Chris. Presents from the male
tarantula to the female.
BRET
So the female's around here?
Bret looks around nervously.
The group moves closer. They sine their lights on a
horrifying sight. Joshua's corpse is a deflated flesh
balloon. Yellowed teeth sneer from a shattered skull.
He's completely desiccated. Every ounce of liquid
drained away.
Mike hides his eyes. Ashley comforts him.
SAM
That one just moved!
Chris runs over and slices it open with his machete. The
web comes away to reveal a human hand.
CHRIS
There's somebody in here!
Chris cuts away more web as the other survivors help.
They finally reveal Gladys.
CHRIS
Gladys!
The woman's body begins to spasm.
CHRIS
Gladys, please...
(to the others)
Can anybody help her?!
(CONTINUED)
85.
CONTINUED:
Suddenly Ashley pushes her way forward.
ASHLEY
Her breathing is shallow. She's
going into arrest.
Ashley proceeds with CPR. Just like she saw on TV.
Suddenly Gladys snaps out of it. Gasping for air.
CHRIS
It's okay. It's okay.
Gladys starts to get a grip. Trying to focus on Chris.
From this angle Chris look like he has a golden halo.
GLADYS
Am I... dead?
CHRIS
You're okay.
GLADYS
I'm not in heaven?
CHRIS
No...
GLADYS
Then what's with all the gold?
Gladys points behind Chris's head to the wall of the
cavern. The group turns their lights on it. The
reflection is dazzling. Veins of gold criss-cross the
cavern walls.
WADE
Gold! Gold! Look! It's
everywhere!
SAM
Is it real?
Chris checks it out.
CHRIS
Jesus... it's the mother lode...
He was right. My dad was right...
Chris helps Gladys to her feet. They share an emotional
look of recognition.
GLADYS
So were you.
(CONTINUED)
86.
CONTINUED:
Wade chips away at the gold.
WADE
Get as much as you can!
Bret looks at Ashley.
BRET
Nice work, Doc.
Ashley acknowledges him. Bret chips gold with Wade. Sam
puts her hand on Ashley's shoulder.
SAM
You saved my life.
Ashley smiles.
Gladys leans over to Norman.
GLADYS
Have you got a smoke, kid?
NORMAN
The man says this cavern is full
of highly flammable methane gas.
I smoke to get high, not to die.
SAM
Spiders!
The group sees a cluster of normal-sized tarantulas
scuttling out of the shadows.
NORMAN
What's the big deal?
Norman steps on the closest one, grinding it under his
boot. He stomps around, crushing as many as he can.
Mike watches this curiously. Taking a look at one of the
squashed bodies.
MIKE
I think you should stop.
NORMAN
Why?
MIKE
They don't have hair. They aren't
fully grown tarantulas.
Chris and Sam look over.
(CONTINUED)
87.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
They're giant babies!
Norman freezes. He hears SOMETHING MOVING around in the
dark. And then a spine chilling... GROWL.
Chris reacts to the noise. He can guess what's coming...
The FEMALE TARANTULA steps out of the shadows. Consuela
has grown to be as big as a Volkswagen MicroBus. By far
the largest spider we've seen yet. Covered in hair.
Massive eyes. Her two fangs are the size of machetes.
Mike's eyes go wide at the sight of his old nemesis.
MIKE
Consuela.
CHRIS
Consuela?
The fur on Consuela's back seems to undulate. There is
something weird there. A lot of weird things. In
fact... her entire back is littered with hundreds of baby
tarantulas.
As Consuela advances, she flicks several dart-sized
quills off her belly right into Norman. A dark stain
spreads across the drug dealer's shirt.
NORMAN
Bummer...
Consuela pierces Norman with her fangs, holding him
tight. Babies flood of her back and onto the doper,
chewing him to pieces like ravenous piranhas.
CHRIS
Go!
The group flees toward the opposite end of the cavern. A
male tarantula drops down to block their escape. Sam
BLOWS it away. Wade and Bret are still chipping away
bits of gold.
CHRIS
Leave it!
WADE
So you can keep it all!? Hell no!
Wade gets a nugget off the wall. He only has a
nanosecond to admire it before Consuela suddenly looms
behind him.
(CONTINUED)
88.
CONTINUED:
BRET
Dad!
Bret reaches out toward his father. Wade reaches for
him. Consuela's fangs suddenly protrude from Wade's
chest and he's hauled backward. The tarantula flings
Wade into the cave.
CHRIS
Bret, come on!
Bret runs after the others. But he sees Consuela firing
more quills at the group. Directly at Ashley. Bret
leaps into harm's way. He's turned into a pin cushion.
ASHLEY
Bret!
Ashley goes to his side.
BRET
I'm sorry I...
Bret dies. Sam drags Ashley away from him.
INT. MINES - NIGHT
The survivors flee along the tunnel. Chris jumps up to
rip down the string of light bulbs from the ceiling.
SAM
We have to get out!
CHRIS
This is our chance to kill them
all.
Chris smashes the bulb at the end of the strand.
CHRIS
When the power comes on, the bulb
will ignite the methane and torch
them!
SAM
Where did you get an idea like
that!?
Chris looks at Gladys.
GLADYS
I blew up the kitchen.
(CONTINUED)
89.
CONTINUED:
CHRIS
Keep going up the tunnel. There
should be a generator at the exit.
Start it up and await for my
signal to throw the switch.
SAM
And the toxic waste...
CHRIS
Will be buried under tons of rock!
Go!
SAM
What about you?
CHRIS
I need to set the fuse as close to
the spiders as I can. That should
give us time to get clear.
Sam and Chris share a brief beat. And then Chris pulls
down the lights, dragging them back toward the
tarantula's den.
SAM
He has a cute butt. Don't you
think?
GLADYS
U.S.D.A. choice.
INT. MINES - TARANTULA DEN - NIGHT
Chris comes through with his light bulb fuse. Consuela
and her babies are feasting on the bodies of Bret and
Wade Hale.
Chris finds a vent in the ground. He sprinkles dust over
it to identify a faint draft.
CHRIS
Bingo.
He positions the shattered light bulb beside this gas
jet.
INT. MINE TUNNELS - NIGHT
Mike helps Gladys up the tunnel. Sam and Ashley are
behind. Suddenly a male tarantula steps out of the
shadows, separating the groups.
(CONTINUED)
90.
CONTINUED:
MIKE
Mom!
SAM
Keep going!
Sam and Ashley flee down another tunnel.
INT. MINES - TARANTULA DEN - NIGHT
Chris finishes preparing the booby trap. He gets up to
leave. Only to find Consuela coming toward him.
CHRIS
I hate spiders.
Chris runs out of the cavern.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - NIGHT
Chris bails out of the cavern and starts running.
INT. MINE TUNNELS - NIGHT
Sam and Ashley flee the male tarantula. Sam stumbles
over something on the ground. It's Bret Hale's lost
motorcycle. Ashley looks back and sees the tarantula
coming after them.
ASHLEY
Hurry!
Sam lifts the MOTORCYCLE upright and climbs on. She
STARTS it and REVS the ENGINE. Ashley leaps aboard. Sam
accelerates along the shaft, away from the spider. The
bike's headlight illuminates their path.
The male tarantula scurries after the bike.
Sam rides the motorcycle along the shaft. Ashley hangs
on tight. They've put some distance between themselves
and the male tarantula. A dead-end looms before them.
Ashley screams as her mom stops on a dime and does a 180.
Sam rides back the way they came, heading straight toward
the male tarantula. Ashley looks over her mother's
shoulder at the giant spider coming in the opposite
direction.
ASHLEY
Oh shit.
(CONTINUED)
91.
CONTINUED:
Sam lifts the bike into a wheelie as the tarantula nears.
SAM
Banzai!
With perfect timing, she brings the front wheel down hard
onto the tarantula's back. Crunch! The spider is
roadkill. Sam steers them down another tunnel.
EXT. MINE TUNNEL EXIT - NEAR WADE'S RANCH - DAWN
Mike and Gladys gather at a generator just shy of the
tunnel exit. Mike tries to start the generator. It
won't catch.
MIKE
It needs gas!
GLADYS
There's a ranch!
Gladys heads over toward Wade's ranch.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - DAWN
Chris runs along the tunnel. Consuela charges after him,
Chris reaches up, smashing more light bulbs as he runs.
EXT. MINE TUNNEL EXIT - NEAR WADE'S RANCH - DAWN
Mike is at the generator as Sam and Ashley ride up on the
motorcycle.
MIKE
It needs gas!
Sam tips over the motorcycle, trying to get gas out of
the tank. It's clear this is not going to work.
ASHLEY
Hurry!
INT. MINE TUNNEL - DAWN
Chris runs. Smashing light bulbs. Consuela close
behind.
CHRIS
Start the generator!
92.
EXT. MINE TUNNEL EXIT - NEAR WADE'S RANCH - DAWN
MIKE
He's coming!
ASHLEY
Hurry, Mom!
Sam has dumped some fuel into the generator. She tries
to start it. It won't turn over.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - DAWN
Chris ducks as Consuela fires quills at him. He keeps
going.
INT. MINE TUNNEL EXIT - DAWN
Sam sees Chris at the bottom of the tunnel. She tries to
start the generator again but it refuses to cooperate.
CHRIS
Throw the switch!
SAM
I don't have any power!
ASHLEY
Yo, Mom!
Sam turns as Ashley throws her the STUN GUN. Sam catches
it and brings it down to the light bulb cable... ZAPPING
it.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - DAWN
As Chris runs, the light bulbs illuminate sequentially,
traveling past him into the cavern.
INT. MINE TUNNEL - DAWN
A broken light bulb sparks. The filament ignites the
gas-filled tunnel. A ball of flame spreads throughout
the mines.
INT. MINES - TARANTULA DEN - DAWN
A huge column of flame blasts into the chamber. All the
gold is illuminated. Consuela's babies are burned like
popcorn.
93.
EXT. MINE TUNNEL EXIT - NEAR WADE'S RANCH - DAY
Sam looks back to see Chris running toward her. Consuela
is on his heels. The glow of a fireball is right behind
them.
SAM
Come on!
Chris looks over his shoulder at Consuela and the flames.
SAM
Chris!
Chris makes it to Sam just ahead of the conflagration.
EXT. DESERT - NEAR WADE'S RANCH - DAY
Sam and Chris dive out of the mine opening. A pillar of
flame shoots out behind them. Ashley and Mike are
nearby. The town is visible just a mile away.
EXT. TOWN - DAY
The spiders retreat from daylight. Scuttling back into
the buildings. Heading down into the mine shafts.
INT. VARIOUS MINE TUNNELS - DAY
The chain reaction spreads through the mines. Jets of
flame blast up tunnels.
Torching any unlucky spiders looking for a home.
Rupturing the very earth around them.
EXT. DESERT - NEAR WADE'S RANCH - DAY
The EARTH BEGINS TO SHAKE VIOLENTLY.
ASHLEY
Earthquake!
CHRIS
No! It's a chain reaction! The
whole valley is going to blow!
MIKE
We'll never get out in time!
Gladys drives up in Wade's humvee. Cigar in mouth.
(CONTINUED)
94.
CONTINUED:
GLADYS
Let's get the fuck out of here!
The survivors pile into the truck as the town begins to
BLOW UP in the distance.
Chris is just about to climb aboard when... A webline
shoots out of the nearby mine shaft. Consuela lives!
The spider is charred and bloody. But she's primed for
revenge.
Chris is yanked off his feet and hauled toward her. He
fumbles for his machete and hacks at the webline.
Cutting himself free just before getting impaled on
Consuela's fangs.
Consuela knocks away Chris's machete and lunges down at
him. Chris kicks her belly with both his feet. Consuela
begins to shudder. Jagged cracks appear in her charred
carapace. Chris kicks and tears at the failing armor.
He thinks he's harming the tarantula, but he's actually
helping it!
Mike and the others watch from the humvee.
MIKE
Oh no... she's molting!
Consuela's blistered shell cracks as she shrugs the
damaged skin away from her body. Chris is amazed to see
the spider has grown a full size larger and become
totally rejuvenated!
Consuela comes after Chris. He defends himself with the
machete.
Shining steel makes contact with the dripping fangs.
Once again Consuela punts away the machete. She prepares
the death blow. It looks like curtains for Chris.
MIKE
Consuela! No! Bad! Bad
Consuela!
The massive spider stops in shock. Chris looks back to
see Mike has returned.
TARANTULA POV
The familiar multi-perspective spider vision. The
tarantula seems to recognize Mike.
95.
BACK TO MIKE
He throws his Cassiopeia PDA at the spider's face...
Chris uses this moment of confusion to grab his machete
and drive it deep into the spider's unprotected
abdomen...
The tarantula screams.
Chris leaps up and runs, scooping up Mike. They dive
into the back of the humvee.
Consuela tries to follow but is mortally wounded. She
collapses in the dust. The TOWN EXPLODES in the b.g.
The earth itself begins to collapse.
INT. HUMVEE - DRIVING ACROSS DESERT - DAY
Gladys accelerates as the town sinks in the distance.
BUILDINGS EXPLODE. Jets of flame burst upward. The mall
is sucked into the widening pit of collapsing earth. The
humvee is just a cart length ahead of a wave of crumbling
desert.
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
The humvee reaches open road. The survivors watch out
the back as Prosperity disappears into a massive
sinkhole.
EXT. HIGHWAY/INT. HUMVEE - MOVING - DAY
The group sits in a long beat of abject shock. And then
Chris looks down to see his tight pants have finally
ripped.
CHRIS
I really need some pants that fit.
The group smiles. Happy to be alive.
MIKE
Look out!
Everyone looks to the road ahead. A familiar bunny
rabbit hops across the highway. Gladys HONKS and swerves
to avoid it.
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
The bunny gets clear as the humvee drives away toward
safety.
(CONTINUED)
96.
CONTINUED:
The rabbit continues its trek for a moment, and then is
grabbed by a large trap-door spider.
FADE OUT.
THE END?
